What the hell, they make Bible Fanfic?

[farmercuerden]

Story Or Series Title: Jonah Chapter 5
Fandom: Bible *whimper*
Culprit Author's Name:Pouring Rain

Full Name (plus titles if any): Jonah
Full Species(es): Prophet

Annoying Origin: son of Amittai (Jonah 1:1)
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Is one, sort of.
Annoying Special Abilities: Smitey!
Other Annoying Traits: Actually, he's the same annoying

Comments

[lied_ohne_worte]

Read your sporking of the Harmony HBP chapter 8, clicked on the link to your lj, and found this. They don't really write Bible fanfiction, do they? I mean, the Bible is long enough and there's certainly enough to find in it. Why don't they try to read it, think about it, read it again. BIBLE FANFICTION? Noooooo. Is there a sporking community for it?

This really shocked me. Not primarily because of the blasphemy, more because I'm asking myself how people get the idea of writing Bible fanfiction at all. *wanders away shaking head in amazement*

And he made God destroy Ninive afterwards? That's just wrong.