Well, that sure was a sight to wake up to! Me n' th'family'd been workin' with th' extra-special shrooms, and had a wee bit of an accident, so we missed the giant wave of water washin' over us...musta been quite a sight. We was passed out cold fer it. 'course we keep some mighty hefty air purifyin' plants in the hole wi' us, fer just sich an ' ( Read more... )

All righty, now I'm gettin' cranky. In light o' recent events, I've traded in my scythe for a Colt M4A1 with an M203 Grenade Launcher.

I've armed the entire fam'ly, an' planted the special shrooms around the perimeter. Yep, those ones. Whoever's been stealin' shrooms best be a bit more keerful now, especially since I've got meself still more ( Read more... )

Anyone else got whiplash? I think we might have a class action suit in th' making, here.

Dogs nearly got some'un this mornin', but whoever it was is only missin' parts of a cloak. Bah. Need to train 'em more, clearly. Didn't manage to get many shrooms, though, so their speed is improving.

Somebody's been into my shrooms 'gain. Dogs didn't manage to eat 'em this time, but I've got 'em training. It's only a matter of time, now.