So when my cat went to the vet on Monday she was healthy, and when she came home she coudln't have babies anymore. Its weird that they call that "fixing", unless its in the southern sense like "I'll fix you good!" Bob Barker tells me its necessary to control the pet population, and not having any information for or against that I don't see any ( Read more... )

Right, and its a good thing I don't have four feet because I save all that money on shoes.

I had a dream last night after watching a show where a guy gets cloned that there were two of me. I guess it was more of a nightmare really, since I woke up scared out of my wits ( Read more... )

My hatred for my roommate's boyfriend is so big, it can only be measured in theory ( Read more... )

I spilled a whole cup of coffee this morning in the store and a good deal of it one one woman's shoes. She called me clumsy and I said, "Clumsy like a fox!"

But that didn't even make sense.

I'm sorry, lady.

I'm sad because Fall is not a season for 500,000 people. It is a season for me, and I feel like I'm missing it here, or worse, like its run out on me.

I think I've decided that my least favorite word in the english language is "desirous". Really, it sucks.

At some point the RIAA really needs to admit that 1) a 30% drop off in profits is an overblown figure, and 2) that maybe the reason profits are down is that they're putting out a pretty shitty product.

If I was a woman, and could have babies, I would have Yul Brenner's babies.

This is freaking weird.

How often do assholes on tv really get what they deserve?

Not nearly damn enough.

Its the feel good story of the week.