thank you dogs

[farrah]

Dear dogs,

Thank you for rubbing yourselves ALL OVER the couches after I've vacuumed them.  Heaven forbid, for once I thought the couches would be free of dog hair!  However, you three have clearly made it your duty to make sure that never happens.

Thoughtfully,
The lady who feeds you

Comments

[effeweseakae]

Didn't you know? Dogs and cats are made by the plastic makers so you will want to cover your couch in it and they make money.

[farrah]

LOL. I've actually considered tossing the couches we currently have and getting nice, new ones... and covering them in plastic. Or buying a couch cover.

Oh, and it isn't bad enough it's covered in hair. They have to LICK the couch too. What. WHAT?!?! Do I have lollipop couches now?

[effeweseakae]

Maybe since they have hair on them the dogs think your couches are just another dog LOL.

[farrah]

I don't even want to lift up the cushions anymore. Whenever I do that, it's like a scene out of a horror movie!

[sato_kun]

Vac them again, and hide if they're only doing it when you're not around, then correct them. Remember, youse da alpha. They do nothing you don't like.