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Dec 30, 2010 20:34

Things I Have Learned Recently, by Nigel Alvise/Name Changed To Protect The Innocent ( Read more... )

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moonstoneglow December 31 2010, 03:37:56 UTC
Invest in rubbers, brother.

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farseen January 2 2011, 06:02:08 UTC
I'm going to assume you mean boots, but your double-entendre is noted, sis.

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moonstoneglow January 2 2011, 06:07:20 UTC
Double-entendre? Me? Surely you've mistaken me for someone else.

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farseen January 2 2011, 06:18:27 UTC
Shock! Gasp! My poor, old head must have gotten confused. My memory's a bit fuzzy, you know.

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She thinks she's clever rhodeofthesea December 31 2010, 04:15:30 UTC
Reactions to above observations, by Corinne Fischer:

One. The snow sucks for the cold, but I like that it melts. It's kind of like being surrounded by water all the time.
Two. They're going to think you're the creepy Greek mythology obsessed weirdo. Practice saying your fake name in the mirror or something. It helps.
Three. Where did you go that it made you miss this place?
Four. Did they get frisky?

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fgtejtjszdgdz he thinks she's pretty clever, so it works. farseen January 2 2011, 06:12:15 UTC
#1. That does seem like it's pretty nice. Yet there is a reason that people don't go in the ocean with socks on. Hmmmm.
#2. ... That's actually a good idea. Why didn't I think of that earlier?
#3. Canada. You'd be surprised.
#4. Alas, if only.

Just kidding with #4. Sort of.

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\o/ rhodeofthesea January 2 2011, 17:21:38 UTC
1) Well, what kind of shoes are you wearing? They make snow boots that are nice enough, better looking than rainboots, that help with the melting.
2) Because I'm the keeper of all good ideas. Also, I used to do the same thing, tell people my name was Rhode, and they would keep asking for my first name. You'll know you're set with the alias when you can repeat it when you're drunk.
3) Huh. Well, the cold wouldn't be pleasant, I imagine.
4) Hm.

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Re: \o/ farseen January 4 2011, 03:26:06 UTC
1 - Regular shoes? To be honest, I've never really exactly had to worry about shoes before. This comes as a bit of a revelation. Which... Ties into my #2.
2 - I bow to your knowledge and expertise. And that sounds like a pretty darn interesting way to test it.
3 - I hadn't realized what trouble people can get up to in such a friendly, freezing place.
4 - Deep breaths. I'm only not kidding in that they didn't get frisky.

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earlyrisingdawn December 31 2010, 18:19:00 UTC
I sympathize, brother. And I recommend water proof boots for the snow issue.

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farseen January 2 2011, 06:05:39 UTC
I would have earlier if I knew it'd be such an issue. All my socks are hanging over my heater in a little line, aaaand I think I'm going to get a cab to the shoe store.

Just to save some socks.

How've you been? How were the holidays?

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onceimmortal January 2 2011, 07:22:14 UTC
I apologize. You seem familiar; have we had the fortune of making acquaintance prior to now?

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farseen January 4 2011, 03:12:36 UTC
... Can't say I can put a name to your face? But I'm Helios, if that helps.

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onceimmortal January 4 2011, 03:55:10 UTC
The name sounds familiar as well, but if you do not recognize me, I trust that I am mistaken.

It was rude not for me to provide an introduction: my name is Arcas. It is a pleasure to meet you, Helios.

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farseen January 7 2011, 01:26:29 UTC
Kiiinda hope it's familiar, but that's probably just me being a little bit vain Well, it's nice to meet you in either case, my good sir.

Arcas... Little bear?

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