Moist

[fart_pellet]

Went down town today to buy me Evening Herald. Came home with a pasty. Don't know what happened. Plymouth is wrong, very wrong

Comments

[misswhiplash63]

Ewie! If you don't wipe, your bum will develop it's own eco system! Scary thought.

Yuk!

[fart_pellet]

You are truthspeaker. I've even been approached by toxicologists eager to investigate a brave new world. You excited?? :-)

[missbumpkin]

Stinky-arsed pasty luvver!

True

[fart_pellet]

You are also truthspeaker. All hail the truthspeakers, for they speak the truth and they are blessed and they come to the dark places of the world to educate us though we do not always know they are there. And we are overjoyed but our wrists still hurt and we still can't do the things we like to do at night and in the morning when the others are not with us.......

Sorry piggy bumpkin, got carried away there. Hope you are dandy. xx