Ok.
I have come to realise.
That there is something seriously wrong with my brother.

"Pauline, can you taste this for me?
*hands bottle of Irn-Bru*
I think it tastes like an Irn-Bru bar."

"PAULINE PAULINE PAULINE!! LOOK I CAN DO THE ROBOT!!!!!"
*dances*

"Rachel....

Want to see me Irish dance?"

I have pictures of the last one.[:

( Pauline.... )

My mum is a complete fucking gimp maannnnnnnnnnnn.
I have a job.
Yes?
Yes.[:
But I won't have it for long and when I don't have it anymore I'm going to have no more money left.
Yes?
Yes.
Then why dear people, does she insist on taking 70 fucking pounds from me?
I have no idea why, but she is.
And what the hell can I do about it?
Nothing.[:It is my ( Read more... )

I actually think Garden State is one of the loveliest, sweetest films ever.

Everyone must get the following songs..

The Shins ~ New Slang

Andddd..

The Arcade Fire ~ No Cars Go

Aaanndddd..

The Postal Service ~ Iron &Wine/Such Great Heights [Acousticy one:]

Mhmmmm.

x.

I want to make the most of my happy mood and my three days off of work homos and so, thus, I am constructing a plan..
[|:{D

[He has a hat &a moustache.:]

Tuesday [: That would be tomorow.]

I am meeting Gayquad at singers and we are going to venture forth into glARSEgow to spend all of my money.[:

*I'm buying newwww shooeeesssssss.
*I'm buying my ( Read more... )

Hmmm.
People do strange things when they are upset or confused.
I am both.
And I am not going to do anything, because I don't want to do something that I will regret.
[:
I just want to know why the hell everyone is so upset and fighting and how best friends can suddenly become worst enemys.

Bitchyness isn't good children.

It won't make you ( Read more... )

Errmmm, what have I been doing lately.[:
Working lots and lots and lots.

Yas man.
O'Brians coffee shop baby.

Innit.

However.. I am quitting on Friday.[:

I have lots of money just now anyway, I won't need anymoreeee for a weeeee while.

I'm just too lazy to work.:]

Hmmm, going to glARSEgow oneday this week to buy things for germany.:D!
I can't wait.
It's ( Read more... )

Hmmm.

( I think I may be in love. )

Hmm, I would actually just like to cry.
Ahh, so much shite nothing good.

Who needs a stinkin flower when I can have..

DANIEL JOHNS