めんどくさいやつですがよろしくお願いします

[faryochanlover]

こんにちは！

It has been days after eid right? But in my hometown it still has eid atmosphere.
So, as a fellow muslim here, I would like to apologize to everyone. That's how eid were celebrated in my country. We went to elder's relatives' and neighbor's house to apologize for everything has been done.

And it was hell for me because relatives mostly asked like:

1. "Who are you?"
2. "How's your bf?"
3. "How's your graduation thesis?"
4. "When you'll get married?"
5. "You still on high school right? What grade are you in?"

First question. My answer: "このおっさんの娘This man/woman daughter." while smiling and patting my dad/mom shoulder.
I never feel shocked when I was asked this question. I was unknown because basically I rarely move even an inch outside the gates. I only outside when I wanted to, to sunbathe or to see my fishes.lol.

Second question. My answer: "あ～パソコン？。大丈夫ですよあいつ。You mean, my PC? He's okay. But I need the new one."
Please, give me a break. Do I look like I have one? Allah and Rasulullah are prohibiting believer from having such relationship, you know.

Third question. My answer: "大丈夫ですIt's okay."
I'll get it done even before you open your eyelid -_-

Fourth question. My answer: "オイこら。結婚はちょっと。。。　私はまだ知りません"
苦しいからやめて-_-

Fifth question. My answer: "済みません。私は大学生ですけど。I already in the last semester of university, duh"
I'm forever 15.

じゃ。それでわ。