♪ II.

[fascinatedly]

SLAVE, I DEMAND NEW CLOTHES. NOW.

I always wanted to say that.

Man, everyone's like, super sexy here. I think I've died and gone to heaven. Pedos, Shotabait, Gay boys, MONSTERS.

Hey, Haruhi, I want a werewolf for the club!

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[fanningflames]

Shiori? What's a "shotabait?"

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[fascinatedly]

Uh... lessee if I can dig up a photoshop or something...

[fascinatedly]

[fanningflames]

Ah. I.... see.

[She doesn't really.]

[makachop]

Just pedos? Or perverts of all kinds? If Papa is here, I'm going to kill him.

[fascinatedly]

Where there are pedos, there's gotta be perverts of all kinds!

[in seek-and-destroy-mode]

[makachop]

Understood.

Thank you for reminding me. I will dispose of them as soon as possible.

[fascinatedly]

...

D-Dispose?! Who wants them disposed of?!!

[h_ammertime]

Haven't seen a werewolf around here yet. That's kinda impressive... considering our all star cast.

[fascinatedly]

I know!! We have a vampire! We need witches and warlocks and UFOs! You gotta keep a look out!

[h_ammertime]

I'll keep my eyes peeled, just for you. ♥

[fascinatedly]

Really really, just for me? Aww, you're a cute uke! ♥

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[oralmusic]

Ah. You have servants as well? I seem to have misplaced mine.

[oralmusic]

We seem to have a variety of flavors at our disposal. How wonderful. ♥

[fascinatedly]

Heyyyy you talk all elegant n'stuff. You a prince?

[oralmusic]

A prince? You flatter me.

Though I must admit I wouldn't mind a chance to sweep you off your feet.

[fascinatedly]

... but then I'll fall on my bum.