Application.
1.> Name: Sarah...but you can call me Sarah Lee or Spaz
2.> Location: Florida
3.> Age: 17, but I will be 18 in 30 days!
4.> Sexual preference: Guys
5.> 5 favorite bands: Big bad voo doo daddies, Sevendust, ZZ Top, Fuel, Aerosmith
6.> 5 favorite movies: Dirty Dancing 1 & 2, Ms.Congeniality, Newsies, Swing Kids, and Armageddon
7.> favorite store: Pacific Sun
8.> favorite article of clothing: Jeans and my swing dancing dresses and skirts
9.> Embarassing story: Like a year ago, I was dancing with my partner to a really fast swing song and at the end he dipped me. Well, I had a halter dress on that ties, and when he dipped me my whole top fell down....good thing I had a black bra on the match the dress and only a few people saw....but still It was soooooo embarassing!
10.> Make us laugh:
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
11.> Something random:
My boyfriend decided to bite my head! lol
The front of a pair of pants on working on....
And the back.
12.> Why do you want to be excepted + how are you going to to help this community if so? : Because I love fasion! I love looking and finding things that a rare.
13.> Please promote this to one other journal and community:
xcryxmextearsx Here are some pictures:
New years eve...this year
Homecoming 04....Ken,Me,Aron,Laura,Ally,Alex
Me and my boyfriend