youre kidding right? thats fan fucking tastic

[fashionablymeta]

so i was going to get my daily bowl of cereal. right.

i grabbed for my soy milk.

placed it between my 2 hands.

and began to shake it up.

vigorusly...

then i realized!

the top was OPEN

and soy milk splashed all over my exposed body.

i am now all sticky with soy.

fucker.

Comments

uhhhh

[carsc]

so i was going to write something but instead i'll put on some marvin gay and close the shades. me time.

how was that?

[fashionablymeta]

oh now thats the goods

[carsc]

but seriously folks, soy is not that versitile of a plant. i could make peanuts into anything and it'll taste like shit too. just think about that... peanut milk all over... dripping and sticking to the roof of your mouth.
fuck that's good milk.

[fashionablymeta]

how bout it sticking to my breasts. ha.

[unite_not_fight]

you are discusting... i love it.

[fashionablymeta]

<333 smooch!

[death_by_dawn]

i got sticky brests...cunt.

casey.uni-tit.

[death_by_dawn]

sorry, *breasts.

[fashionablymeta]

uni tit! what the fuck is that!! haha.