Now /that/ is too damn funny. Do you care if I post it in my journal, too? The best thing I ever did to piss off a telemarketer was when they were trying to sell me newspapers and I pretended that I was illiterate and went on a huge rant about how she wasn't better than me just because she could read, and that I didn't find it very polite of her to point out that the inability to read that plagued my entire family was a /bad thing/. It was funny when some guy called with a credit card offer and I told him to shove his Visa and he was like.. what? And I said Visa sucks hairy, throbbing cock. He paused for a minute and then said: Foh sho boo, I feel you.
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Hi, Mickey, this is Jeremy!
Nice to meet you!
:D
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sounds fun!
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rape me?
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~Trips~
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