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[fasternlightbot]

So I just had the best dream ever. The whole world was made of food and I could eat as much as I wanted and it never ran out. So I was wondering if anyone out there can make this happen. Like with a food ray or something. I know it's a long shot, but with all the crazy stuff that happens, why not

Comments

[drillsforhands]

...

Yeah, you're coming home now Fluffy.

[fasternlightbot]

No way, Featherbutt. I like it where I am.

[drillsforhands]

Uh-huh, how's the lack of sane thinking working out for you then?

[fasternlightbot]

Haven't died or gotten beat up, so pretty damn pleasant. How're the nutballbots?

[Anonymous]

[guardianofearth]

Keep this up, and you'll turn into a burpmon.

Re: [Anonymous]

[fasternlightbot]

I will not!

Re: [Anonymous]

[guardianofearth]

Yes you will. It is a scientific fact of the digital world. You will turn into a burpmon if you become too overweight. And when you do, DATS will have to revert you to a digitama to prevent you from spreading it around.

Re: [Anonymous]

[fasternlightbot]

I'm not overweight...

[gotthescent]

[Talking with his mouth full]

Wouldn't all the food go bad before you could eat it though?

[fasternlightbot]

....why is everyone ruining my paradise.

[gotthescent]

What's a paradise?

[fasternlightbot]

A perfect place.

[godkingillyria]

Does my pet require more food? I can order the Qwa Ha Xahn to provide you with more, if that is wanted.

[fasternlightbot]

No thanks. I've lost my appetite.

[godkingillyria]

Something troubles you then. Your want for food never ceases. What makes you so?

[fasternlightbot]

I can not want food! Nothing's wrong!