by the dawn's FOURTH early light! [ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO ]

[fastfoodliberty]

[this is probably this most disgusting thing to be seen over the network: Alfred's stuffing his face (quite literally) with a seriously messy burger, greasy fries, and slurping down an extremely large fast food Coca-Cola. All of this is from an angle, as his laptop has been shoved sideways on the desk and is facing his right side. He appears to be

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[obliviousracoon]

Alfred, please quiet down.

How can you break a scale?

[fastfoodliberty]

I didn't break it! It broke by itself!

[obliviousracoon]

Calm down!

What happened?

[fastfoodliberty]

Okay, so my stupid twin was nagging the hell outta me for the fucking longest time about my weight dad was, too, but he can go fuck himself so he got me this stupid scale.

And I figure, "hey, why not?" so I weigh myself every so often and...and...

...it's from Canada, it's broken, Haruhi! Canadaians can't do anything right!!

[playbottracks]

And that is what you get for eating those disgusting burgers all the time.

[fastfoodliberty]

Nuh-uh! This never happens to me!

[playbottracks]

It has now. Do you have any idea how unhealthy that burger was?

[heiress_k]

Why, whatever is the matter dear? Could it be those 5,000 calories you just consumed?

[fastfoodliberty]

It can't be!! I work out all the time! See these muscles?!

[turns on the video-thingy and tada there's Alfred's muscular arm of damsel-saving glory]

SEE?! I can't be gaining weight!!

[heiress_k]

Uhm...sweetheart, try checking your gut and your hips...

[fastfoodliberty]

[and now he's taking off his shirt; he's stupid, his mun apologizes for him]

It's--it's not that bad! Just...just a little...

[okay, no more video for you]

I know!! I'll try different diets! Ha ha, my awesomeness will prevail!!

[patpatty]

Aah...

That looks yummy...

[ooc: And this is Patty ignoring everything else and wanting your foods]