Comments | fastfoodliberty: by the dawn's FIRST early light!

fastfoodliberty

by the dawn's FIRST early light!

Aug 19, 2009 22:52

HEY. WHERE'S THE BASEBALL TEAM?!

If I have to be away from America for four years, then I better get to play some fucking baseball! There's no way I'm going without it!

I know! I'll just make the damn team!

Step aside Evergrove! Alfred F. Jones is here to save the day and look great doing it!

fuck yeah!, america's favorite past time, away from his country tis of thee, hero!, baseball

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ohgod...seriously...? Welcome Alfred. obliviousracoon August 20 2009, 04:02:24 UTC

Oh, you're from America? Are all Americans this eccentric?

YES SERIOUSLY. And he's ignoring that strike-out. fastfoodliberty August 20 2009, 05:06:29 UTC

The greatest country on the Earth? Yes, and proud to be an American!

That might be for the best... obliviousracoon August 20 2009, 05:21:16 UTC

I see.

hallowed_texts August 20 2009, 04:06:08 UTC

. . . .

No matter where you are from, student, that image is highly inappropriate in a public forum.

(ooc: ICON FFFFTSGASDFGSDFBHSHAHAHAAA XD)

fastfoodliberty August 20 2009, 05:07:31 UTC

Oh? Well I'm not taking it down.

[[ooc: X3 hee~]]

hallowed_texts August 20 2009, 05:26:13 UTC

I do not believe public indecency is covered by the First Amendment.

But suit yourself.

fastfoodliberty August 20 2009, 05:51:51 UTC

Sure it is! Public indecency is just another form of freedom of the press that is covered specifically by the laws of each individual awesome state!

...Okay, South Carolina's not that great but they're working on it!

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whysokidnapped August 20 2009, 04:08:22 UTC

Hellooo sports boy~

You're new?

fastfoodliberty August 20 2009, 05:32:46 UTC

Hellooo cute girl~

Yeah! Fresh from America!

whysokidnapped August 20 2009, 06:01:40 UTC

Foreign~? There are so many here!

Well it's very nice to meet you, Alfred~

My name is Sayu Yagami.

fastfoodliberty August 22 2009, 06:47:01 UTC

Oh, you're not from America? Where are you from?

I'm sure!

Nice to meet you, Sayu!

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talkstoearth August 20 2009, 04:17:54 UTC

You're going to save the day, Mr. Jones?

It's nice to meet you, I'm Aerith Gainsborough. You made it just in time to take the final exams.

1/2 fastfoodliberty August 20 2009, 05:33:50 UTC

Yes I am!! I'm the hero, after all!

Well, Miss Gainsborough, if you need any assistance from the most awesome guy here, just hit me up!

2/2 PFFFT TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS PART. fastfoodliberty August 20 2009, 05:45:55 UTC

F-final exams?! You're joking, right? RIGHT?!

talkstoearth August 20 2009, 06:19:43 UTC

I'll be sure to keep that in mind.

No, actually, they're this week. I don't know if you'll be required to take them or not.

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patpatty August 20 2009, 08:33:55 UTC

Eeeeh? America? I'M FROM AMERICA~!

fastfoodliberty August 22 2009, 06:48:32 UTC

You ARE?! Then you, my friend, are AWESOME, just like me!!

Only, I'm more awesome than everyone.

patpatty August 22 2009, 08:09:15 UTC

YAY I'M AWESOME! WE'RE AWESOME! I'M PATTY!

fastfoodliberty August 22 2009, 08:13:35 UTC

YES!! EXACTLY!!

Patty! You and I, from now on, are the AWESOME AMERICANS OF EVERGROVE!!

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