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fastrada

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Aug 17, 2004 21:38

oh, and today some fucking yuppie with a cell phone yelled at me from his suv, "move it you crack whore!" because apparently i was not crossing north avenue fast enough for his liking (never mind the walk signal i had). and i was wearing a black top and flowery long skirt -- i.e., most definitely NOT crackwhore wear ( Read more... )

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ndykman August 17 2004, 20:50:12 UTC

I had somebody yell at me to move it when I had the right of way. Damn near kicked in one of his headlights. (I was not in a good mood) But, I don't need that kind of hassle. Property damage and all. But still...

"Not moving fast enough. Well, how about this. (Back kicks car). What that fast enough for you?"

Maybe you should have said: "I'm sorry sir, but if you need a ten dollar blow job that badly, this is not the best place. May I suggest you... attempt to shove it up your unbeliveably yuppie suv-compensating for a small dick-driving tight ass. Fuck you!"

But, I can never come up with stuff like that off the top of my head.

fastrada August 17 2004, 21:01:30 UTC

well, to be accurate, he was on exactly the right street that one should frequent, should one be in search of a $10 blow job. he needed to go a few blocks east, though...

ndykman August 18 2004, 15:21:59 UTC

Well, you could of said that, I guess. "Few blocks down!"

thebunnybin August 18 2004, 04:59:20 UTC

Me, I take such things as an invitation to slow down. :)

alacrity August 18 2004, 17:50:15 UTC

Yeah, I usually stop and stare at them like they're speaking giberish.

I'm sympathetic to you, of course, but . . . seltzerduke August 18 2004, 17:11:23 UTC

. . . this scenario as you recount it just strikes me as uproariously hysterical. I actually had to choke back a guffaw at work when I initially read it. It just seems so outlandish, beyond the point of mere asshattery into surrealistic street theatre, to call a complete stranger (in particular one as demure as yourself) a 'crack whore' and at the top of one's lungs, no less - just for crossing the street!

So I'm sorry, but I might just have to shout 'Crack whore!' at you the next time I see you. But it'd be okay coming from me, right? =P

Re: I'm sympathetic to you, of course, but . . . fastrada August 18 2004, 19:41:48 UTC

wow! i managed to impress the new yorker! cool! and yes, i can laugh about it now. i'll add it to my, as you call it, "surrealistic street theater" repertoire. speaking of which, did i ever tell you the "you are big asshole!" story from when i was in new york?

and yes, you can call me a crack whore any time you like. ;)