Dear Diary,
So I havent updated, once again, in a long time. Nothing has been going on...I'm really really really missing someone, this is extremely dumb.
Anyways, heres a fun/stupid survey thing:
The Teenager Stereotype:
Do you drink [alcohol]?: no
Do you party a lot? How often? no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: too much
Do you skip classes? How often?: Not usually.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no
Do you steal?: not really...and if I do, its cheap stuff.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing? no
Do you drool over celebrities?: no
Do you watch a lot of TV?: I dont watch much tv
Do you ever watch the News?: sometimes at night.
Do you even care about world issues?: yes
Do you read books often?: yes
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at 7-11s?: no
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no
Do you cuss a lot?: hells ya
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: yes
The Goth Stereotype:
Black lipstick?: no
Black eyeliner?: no
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?:no
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: no
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: no
Marilyn Manson?: no
Kittie?: Cradle of Filth?: no no
Constant frown and perpetual angst? not really
Are you an intellectual?: sometimes
An atheist?: not sure
Horrible home life?: no
Hopelessly depressed?: no
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: no
Self-mutilation?: no
The Punk Stereotype:
Plaid?: plaid is soo punk rawk liek omg!!11!!!oneone!!!11!1
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? ick, no
Loud, confident and opinionated?: no, no, kind of
Wild hair colors? no
NOFX?: yes, I like them
Rancid?: eh, they're ok
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: I try to be
The Jock Sterotype:
What's your IQ?: not sure
Do you watch a lot of sports?: football, hockey..some baseball
Play a lot of sports?: just hockey
Talk a lot about sports?: way too much
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? hmm, nope, sports are a very big part of my life :(
Are you arrogant? I dont think so, maybe sometimes a little when I'm playing hockey, I try not to be though.
Are you a male or female whore?: no
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: sort of
Boobs:=yes? they're nice
Parties= yes?: no
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: no
The Girl Stereotype:
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: no
Have you ever been on a diet?: no, food is my lover
How much did you lose?: I lost 68 pounds in just two weeks on the atkin's diet! *thumbs up, cheesin' it*
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no
Make yourself throw up?: no
Make-up?: no
Low-cut tops?: no
How big are your boobies? 34B
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no
Giggle a lot?: no
What's the deal with boys?: uhh, they're cool?
Thongs?: no
Pretty bras?: no
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: no
Who's the weaker sex?: women (HA! suckers)
Are you a feminist?: no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: no
How often do you shave your legs?: never
How about your armpits?: never
Are you emotional?: I can be, but I usually try not to be
Especially when on your period?: you know it
So I realized once I got started, that survey was probably more for girls...oh well I guess.