My Toboggan

[fat_people_suck]

I punch the camel in its head
Stick a fork in its eye to make sure its dead
I throw the monkey from the bridge
I take some chicken from my fridge

I'm sick of listening to all of your tips
You sound like a little bitch, wheres my chicken strips
The rats all swim inside my noggin
The badger draws neer... lets jump in my toboggan

Comments

[anonymous]

I am a hot chick who is from freaking kajikistan or some other crappy country that nobody cares about. I got huge boobies and I want to have hot kajikistanian sex with you.

[anonymous]

Oh my holy jesus crap! That poem mak me want to have the heterosexual sex with you as i am a hot chick! If i weren't to busy being hot ass model woman going around modeling the clothes i would definately fly to whereever you live currently and totaly have the sex with you.

Hornily,
Some really hot chick who is a model

[anonymous]

you should build a tobaggan out of streetsigns. oh wait, youre not me.

-roder