Silent Night (the good one)

[fat_people_suck]

I've always wanted to kill a mime
I had a wet dream about Optimus Prime
His robot body drives me wild
Just like baby Jesus, tender and mild

Comments

[anonymous]

I just wanted to let you know that upon reading this poem i instantly achieved a full erection. I decided to write a poem for you about my fealings. here it is

fat_people_suck your lyrical skills are so sweet
they make me want to beat my meat
I'll spank it till it turns a dark blue,
I want to stick my penis in you

By the way I am actually a hot chick. So switch the word penis at the end of that poem to vagina or something.

--From,
A really hot chick who wants to bone you, or i mean wants to be boned by you.

[anonymous]

I am a mediocre looking chick. though i really want to have the sex with you, i would just settle for filming you having sex with one of my really hot female friends.

Your poetry rocks hard and never fails to moisten my britches.

-An average looking chick

I love you

[anonymous]

I am a large black man.
I want to make love to you even more than those women. Besides I have a bigger penis than you and those women.
Love
~~A well endowed negro~~

P.S. I'm also optimus prime

Re: I love you

[fat_people_suck]

Sorry Mr. Black man, this boat does not swing that way.

Also there is no way that you are Optimus Prime because sadly he is deceased.

[fat_people_suck]

I am totally a hot chick and because you are a badass i want to have sex with you.

-from a Hot chick

[fat_people_suck]

Shit, that was meant to be an anonymous comment.

[fat_people_suck]

YOUR COVER IS BLOWN! OH NOES

[anonymous]

Fucked, really fucked up.

haha

[anonymous]

haha! i have a poem for you:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake

Re: haha

[fat_people_suck]

My friend, that is quite possibly the greatest poem i have ever laid eyes on.

P.S. The rake has always been my favorite lawn care device.