Comments | fat_people_suck: The Grimace

fat_people_suck

The Grimace

Apr 27, 2005 01:21

Had sex with your mother, now need to be tested
When I was twelve, think I was molested
By the Grimace, fat McDonalds mascot
Right to my mouth he gave me a shot
Now when I see purple I get an erection
Your mother I screwed without using protection
You have a new brother, infested with AIDS
My balls are gigantic, like two hand grenades

Comments 7

anonymous April 27 2005, 06:29:24 UTC

Wow, even though this poem sucked a bit I still want to have mad sex with you.

- A very hot chick who is disapointed in the qulity of work presented, but will still have the sex with you

i beg to differ anonymous April 28 2005, 00:58:41 UTC

i thought that this one was of very high quality, yet i don't want to have sex with you. fancy that.

-BM

I Agree anonymous April 28 2005, 01:25:29 UTC

I thought it was spectacular. And I don't want to have sex with you either.

-Oprah

Re: I Agree fat_people_suck April 28 2005, 01:33:08 UTC

Oprah, you know you want to jump my bone.

Oprah is a slut anonymous April 29 2005, 04:03:53 UTC

AIYEYEYEYEYEYEYEYYE I wouldnt pork oprah if I were you.

Re: Oprah is a slut anonymous May 5 2005, 21:57:16 UTC

i would... but i love rich black women with enormous asses and big DSL

Re: Oprah is a slut anonymous May 6 2005, 22:27:13 UTC

I resent that.

-Oprah

P.S.---- Touch My Face, Do It Now!