Comments | fat_people_suck: A Crappy Secret Santa Poem

fat_people_suck

A Crappy Secret Santa Poem

Dec 28, 2005 15:34

I’m your secret Santa; I bring you lots to drink.

So drink until you lose your mind, and puke into the sink

There is a reason you did not get a baseball or a prism,

Cause Cole tonight, when you’re passed out, I’m gonna fill you with my jism.

Comments 9

ghetto_paint December 29 2005, 02:12:48 UTC

pwned

a123_ December 29 2005, 23:38:29 UTC

hahahah that's fantastic

aimealamort December 30 2005, 03:45:31 UTC

yeah...hilarious.

hey, it's me anonymous January 5 2006, 03:17:06 UTC

hey, Troy... I know when to take a joke ande think it's fucking hilarious

Kelsey Morovic was like , he have you seen Troy's live journal?

So I checked it online, that's soooo funny, I'm honored to be in a poem.

good luck

--Cole

Re: hey, it's me fat_people_suck January 5 2006, 03:35:16 UTC

Wrong Cole

Re: hey, it's me anonymous February 24 2007, 12:04:22 UTC

KRUMZILLA?!

Man anonymous January 6 2006, 21:33:00 UTC

Your poems are going downhill man. Where's the emotion? The optimus prime? Complicated machines and bowels... Thou art forsaken

Re: Man fat_people_suck January 7 2006, 21:18:52 UTC

I cut my mouth on a tin can.