Ben Franklin

[fat_people_suck]

The hundred doller bill, his face resides on it
He invented electricity and a bunch of other shit
He wore perscription glasses, you know the man was not dumb
I tore apart a field mouse, and wore it like a condom

Comments

[anonymous]

Wow,
that was simply amazing :)!. I am totally a hot chick, and would like to have intercourse with you solely because of this poem.

-A hot chick

P.S. I am wet as aids right now