Oh cancer, oh cancer
you merciless slut
Oh cancer, oh cancer
how deep you have cut
My testes, my testes
you took two from me
but the joke is on you
cause the lord gave me three

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Most clowns dress up like big bafoons
most clowns will give you red balloons
Most clowns arrive in big parades
but not these clowns, they give you AIDS

The Elderly are small and frail
Their skin is wrinkled taut and pale
Their bodies are week, prone to infections
But lord they give me huge erections

This will be the final installment of the uncle Chuck Collection. After reading it, you will know why.

All I have to say is that I definately saved the best for last.

"Just Like Blood!"

It runs down my face after
I shave?
the crimson Red color
reminds me of Jesus'  face
 after the thorns were
forced on his head.
I see the stream of red
 on my face!
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