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Moo Part Deux

Jul 09, 2004 00:18

Fuck it's been a bloody long time since I've updated. Properly. And still can't seem to think of what to write at this point - life has been pretty fluid but somewhat unexciting - start work on the car next weekend, having a few weeks off company DJing, still doing the biz at Psychonaut tomorrow night though, that's about it ( Read more... )

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wendorama July 8 2004, 10:27:19 UTC

heya darls...
just wanted to say damn good job last friday night!!!!
You are a legend and a great friend!!!!!
Thanks for your never ending support and help you have given us..we love you long time!!!!:)))

fat_pigeon July 13 2004, 23:16:18 UTC

aww look now you've made me go and blush! And there are few things sadder than a 2 metre bronze boy trying to blush :)

Well, all I can say is thanks again for giving me a go in the first place! Abyss was the first club that asked me to DJ, and the second that I started promoting at (Revelations probably doesn't count at this point anyway though :). I had no experience but you let me come in early and practice on the decks at the Paladin. And I've been a'promoting and a'DJing ever since. Remarkably, it's also since then that I started getting the odd grey hair! Argh, dammit! It's your fault isn't it? Or maybe it's just damn clubbers asking for Rammstein while I'm playing them.

Anyway, I had a ball at the birthday and so did everyone I knew. So, here's to a decade?

Love Dan
(scary scary thought)

andricongirl July 8 2004, 10:49:06 UTC

What are your nicknames?
disco dan!!

fat_pigeon July 14 2004, 00:39:57 UTC

yeah okay Disco Dan is acceptable. But not, and I'd like to stress this, "Dan the Man" It lacks originality and is really not very funny after the 15790000000000000000000000000th time :)

Love Dan

box_of_dirt July 8 2004, 20:15:56 UTC

funniest answer i seen for a while. Made me giggle and smile all the way through. Good work. BTW whats with the pidgeon, is it yours?

fat_pigeon July 14 2004, 00:38:52 UTC

NO IT IS NOT MY FUCKING PIGEON!!! DO I LOOK LIKE A PIGEON FUCKER TO YOU???? AND I DON'T VALUE YOUR OPINION ON MY JOURNAL!!! AND PIGEON IS SPELT WITHOUT A 'D ( ... )

box_of_dirt July 14 2004, 06:05:26 UTC

* yes pi(d)geon is served at resteraunts, but tis not the same sort of pi(d)geon that flies around the city...I know this because I worked as a Chef in three fine dining establishments over 5 years. They farm them, like they farm other birds. Its a different breed of bird. The ones around urbanised areas are too diseased to serve as food.

fat_pigeon July 15 2004, 09:11:22 UTC

well duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh! :ppp

What sort of pigeon is it, just out of curiosity?

Love Dan

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make me laugh *Antonio Banderas accent* tard_blog July 8 2004, 21:25:16 UTC

I found this. You can have it :)

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jul/2004788592131679492284.jpg

PS: you're funny

Re: make me laugh *Antonio Banderas accent* fat_pigeon July 14 2004, 00:41:54 UTC

Hehe that photo was never meant to see the light of day... who took it? Where did it come from? Answer me Damn You! Anyway, how you going, cholo?

Love Dan

The story of the Tooth Fairy tard_blog July 14 2004, 08:03:14 UTC

You were caught in the act!
You were pretending(or were you?) to be the tooth fairy of some poor kid who happens to live somewhere in Richmond... Except his teeth were all intact, so you combined your persona with the infamous 'pain fairy'!

Why do you think you have that cheezy grin on your face? I mean think about it...
Hehe
Who took it? I take the fifth.
I'm doin finely, thanks.

Re: The story of the Tooth Fairy fat_pigeon July 15 2004, 09:27:03 UTC

Fah!

I WILL HAVE TEETH!

SURRENDER YOUR PEARLY WHITES TO ME!

...AND DON'T EXPECT ANY FUCKING MONEY FOR THEM!

Yeah I'm gonna go around stealing them and gain a stranglehold in the field of dentures made from real teeth. I will fly silently through the night, with my tiara sparkling against the backdrop of a gibbous moon, I will wave my wand and...

Okay it's too late at night for this sort of thing. Damn coffee. But alas, my dreams of tooth supremacy must be shelved for another time. Or possibly another universe.

Till then, adieu, my pretty, and keep your own pearly whites under lock and key...

Love Dan
(cos you never know when I might break into your bedroom, wand in hand, and PULL ALL YOUR TEETH OUT AND LAUGH EVILLY AND FLY INTO THE NIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!)