Wail, today I wint to the hurrdresser t'gets mah hurr dun and this big ole black bitch was fixin mah hurr and gennly I ain't got nothing 'ginst no black peoples 'cept when they plays that durn ole rap shit but this ole bitch was pullin' on my hurr like it was a wig or sumthin' an' I was like, "Listin you ole nigro, don't y'make me git all ageetated, 'cause I'll throw ya back to Africa." an' she started takin' offence like I was sayin' somethin' racist, but I was just sayin' she made black peoples look all bad 'cause she was a po ole nigro woman what didn't have a lick o'sense. Anyways, I knocked her in her titty an' she got all pissed off at me an' started pullin' on my hurr more an' so I just took the curlin' arrn an beat her plum in the face an that made her stop. Now she gots these ole marks on her face from that thur curlin' arrn.
Tol' that ole bitch not t'mess with me. Now I gots half a perm an' I ain't takin' to it to well, but I'll tell ya what I will take. Gonna take my damn bizness somewhurs else, that's what I gonna take.