I wrote a bit of fic in which Hula Hoops were used as a sort of lead-in to a smutty episode. It was a moment of madness, which I now need to sustain in order to write the smut itself. Suggestions on how I can do this are very welcome ( Read more... )

Title: Hogwarts: A Musical History
Author: fat_teaspoon
Beta: delay_mundane
Word count: 2600
Rating: R (for language, mostly)
Warnings: very very silly. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Author’s notes: Written for alovelycupoftea as a present for her while she’s in hospital. It was her who encouraged me to post it here (specifically, she said you’re all very lovely and friendly!) She’s ( Read more... )

My friend has a new boyfriend. I keep telling this story to everyone I know, because I think it's funny.

( Kat's embarrassing weekend )