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[fatal_nostalgia]

Today is the strangest day ever.

Had to call the police on a scary man outside of my work.

Just lit my jeans on fire.

wow. It's still early.

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[whpstickagostop]

are your jeans on fire, or are you just happy to see me?

[fatal_nostalgia]

haha weak.

the fire is out. i lit my trendy cuffs on fire.

damn the hipster side of me, damn it to hell!

[whpstickagostop]

luckily the hipster side of me never sees the light of day. i got that shit on lockdown.