...I believe they've assigned me a new roommate....
PRIVATE
And he is a total, forgive me for the lack of sophistication of the word, freak. I came to apartment today and on the opposite side of my tidy, organized, NORMAL, loking room it looked like a rainbow had puked and spewn its gastric juices all over the wall. I almost went blind. I had to take my glasses off to make sure there was nothing wrong with them.
And that's not all. I couldn't tell whether the clothes draped across his bed was for a man or woman!
Well, he may turn out to be quite the interesting individual. I'll observe him for a while..