Who wants to read my chemistry poem. It's wicked goth.

Feb 13, 2005 13:22


The Best Hate Chemistry Valentine’s Day Poem EVER

Oxygen I hate you.

Potassium smells like poo.

Bromide, go jump off a mountain.

Chlorine tastes like a water fountain.

Sodium is a retard.

Iodine is a piece of lard.

Carbon should get hit by a car.

Correction: All of them should get hit by a car.

THE END.

Duh.

<3 Elaina

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sapphire_nights February 13 2005, 13:06:37 UTC
where's the love?

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fatal_wreck February 13 2005, 16:47:32 UTC
that's why it's a hate poem DUH.

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coolblu February 19 2005, 09:40:35 UTC
hahahahaha <333 AMAZING.

cept.. sulfur is the one that smells like poo. ;)

im so glad chemistry is over for me. i have anatomy this year, and it owns bitches! :D

ps: ur history project was good.. i read that book for english this year.
"I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" = AWESOME

Aimee*

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fatal_wreck February 25 2005, 04:49:28 UTC
thnxthnx :D:D

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