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BASICS
1. Name: Ryan
2. Nickname: Ryry, Rine … but at work, they call me Savage
3. Age: 19
4. Location: San Jose, Ca
5. Birthday: January 7th, 1986
6. Birthplace: Palo Alto, Ca
7. Birthstone: Garnet
8. Gender: female … ew
9. Height: 5’2”
10. Weight: 97,849
11. Bust: 36c
12. Waist: I don’t know
13. Hips: 36
14. Shoe Size: 4 in guys
15. Hair Color: right now, brown
16. NATURAL Hair Color: dirty blond
17. Hair Style and Length: very long and wavy
18. Eye Color: blue, green, and yellow
19. Eyelash Color: black?
20. Eyebrow Color: brown
21. Glasses/Contacts?: both
22. Braces?: 6th to 9th grade
23. Retainer?: no
24. Piercing(s)?: 18
25. Tattoo(s): 8
26. Tan/White/Burnt?: WHITE
27. Race(Ethnicity): …white
28. Zodiac: capricorn
29. Chinese Zodiac: tiger
30. Current City: right now, im in burbank
31. School: Right now, im at woodbury, but I do not go here anymore.
32. Sibling(s)?: I have a sister
33. Pet(s)?: 2 cats, and a few squirrels
FAVORITES
34. Colour: black, red, and army green
35. Food: sandwiches, cheese, and pasta
36. Drink: diet coke, water, and juice mixed with sprite
37. Animal: kitties!
38. Writing Utensil: .5 mm lead mechanical pencil
39. Sport(to play): … billiards?
40. Sport(to watch): hockey
41. Time of the Day: 3:37 in the morning
42. Movie(s): poolhall junkies, the phantom of the opera, robin hood
43. T.V. Show(s): I love late night tv
44. Musical Group(s): Nothingface, American Headcharge, Devil Driver, Slipknot, Motograter, Vehemence, Avenged Sevenfold
45. Singer(s): Corey Taylor, Josh Groban has a beautiful voice …
46. Song(s): right now, its Effigy - American headcharge and Darling Nikki - Foo Fighters
47. Actor: Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, Sean Connery, Tim Robbins, Sean Penn
48. Actress: Meryl STreep (spelling?) Uma Thurman, Goldi Hawn
49. Country: Norway
50. Province/State: California or Ohio
51. City: Put-In-Bay
52. Candy: Candy Dots
53. Number: 47
54. Car: 74 nova, or a 71 ss chevelle 454, or a big beefy truck
55. Clothing Brand: tripp
56. Shoes: demonia
57. Fruit: I love melons and berries
58. Vegetable: green beans
59. Ice Cream Flavour: I don’t know
60. Scent: axe, or homemade desserts
61. Place to Be: my couch, my car, ohio
62. Radio Station: none because the best station here became Mexican. DAMN PIOLIN!
63. Store: Hot Topic, William Sonoma, or the grocery store
64. Shampoo: the smelly good kind?
65. Season: fall or winter
66. Holiday: christmas
67. Day of the Year: March 13th
68. Month: January
69. Board Game: Atmosfear
70. Video Game: The Punisher, Prince of Persia or Silent Hill
71. Quote/Phrase: ….
LEAST FAVORITES
72. Color: bright pink, anything pastel
73. Food: peas, pickles, beef, cat food
74. Drink: cod liver oil
75. Animal: spiders, snakes, wangbugs
76. Writing Utensil: blue ball point pens
77. Sport(to play): baseball
78. Sport(to watch): baseball
79. Time of the Day: 9:30 in the morning
80. Movie(s):
81. T.V. Show(s): most reality shows
82. Musical Group(s): the darkness, good charlotte, the used
83. Singer(s): the lead singers of the bands listed above
84. Song(s): All the songs by the bands listed above
85. Actor: ben stiller
86. Actress: most of them
87. Country: Ethiopia?
88. Province/State: New York
89. City: New York
90. Candy: …
91. Number: 2
92. Car: PT Cruiser, the new Hummers
93. Clothing Brand: ….
94. Shoes: ugs
95. Fruit: warm tomatoes
96. Vegetable: spinach
97. Ice Cream Flavour: …
98. Scent: laundry when its right out of the dryer
99. Place to Be: in front of a crowd
100. Radio Station: all of them
101. Store: forever 21 (I have reasons besides clothing)
102. Shampoo: the unsmelly good kind?
103. Season: I cant decide
104. Holiday: St. Valentines day
105. Day of the Year: January 7th
106. Month: August
107. Board Game: …
108. Video Game: …
109. Quote/Phrase: …
THE LAST
110. Thing you ate: oatmeal
111. Thing you Drank: milk
112. Place you went: CueTopia
113. Person you talked to(face-to-face):
114. Person you talked to(on the phone): Daniel
115. Person you talked to(online): Alia
116. Person you hugged: Daniel
117. Person you kissed: Daniel
118. Person you poked, or who poked you: ….Daniel…
119. Song you heard: Solitaire Unraveling - Mushroomhead
120. Movie you saw: Rose Red
121. Television show you watched: Late Night with Conan O’brien
122. Time you brushed your teeth: 2 hours ago
123. Time you showered: Last night
124. Time you changed(clothes): This morning because my cat threw up on my pants
125. Time you laughed: Last night
126. Time you cried: Saturday Night
127. Time you licked your lips: right………NOW!
128. Time you bit your nails: this morning sometime
129. Time you cooked something: this morning
130. Time you went to the dentist: last month
131. Time you went to the doctor: hahahahaha I don’t know
NOW
132. What are you wearing?: black tripp pants, white wife beater, black bra, black and red tanga underoos, black and red socks
133. What are you smelling?: carpet cleaner and cat vomit
134. What are you thinking?: my are my eyes still hurting
135. What can you hear?: American Headcharge
136. What's annoying you?: the fact that my neck itches but I cant scratch it because it’s bruised and its hurts to scratch
137. How do you feel?: apathetic
RELATIONSHIPS
138. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes
-If so, when and where did you meet them? Some time ago, on the compy
-How long have you been together? Some amount of weeks
-What do they look like? HOT!! Yum, tall, skinny, pretty, longish hair…mmm
-What's their name? Daniel
139. Do you have a crush?: …
-If so, what's their name?: …
-How long have you liked them?: ….
-Do they know and/or like you back?: ….
-Why do you like this person?: …
140. Have you ever been(or thought you were) in love?: yes
141. Have you ever kissed someone?: yes
142. Are you a virgin?: no
143. Have you ever dated someone who wasn't a virgin?: yes
144. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry?: ew, fuckin greg….LAME
145. Have you ever missed someone so much it made you cry?: No
146. Have you ever doodled someone's name all over your notebook in little hearts?: who hasn’t
147. Have you ever dreamt about someone you long to be with?: yessir
148. Have you ever dreamt about someone you used to like but can't stand anymore?: YES!!! AHAAHHHHH!!! MIKE!!! ::rips out hair, runs around screaming::
149. How many people have you dumped?: 6
150. How many people have dumped you?: 0
151. How many "mutual" break-ups have you had?: 2
152. When and with who was your last relationship?: this one, with daniel
153. Type one sentence summing up your feelings on love: I don’t want to
HAVE YOU EVER
154. Bungee jumped?: not yet
155. Skinny dipped?: yesss
156. Flashed someone?: hahahaha Rob, on 17. hehehe we almost died
157. Streaked?: with alia, in tahoe
158. Smoked?: nope
159. Done drugs?: nope
160. Gotten drunk?: I plead the fifth
161. Not eaten all day?: mmhmm
162. Gotten into a fight?: yeah
163. Cursed/Swore?: all the fucking time
164. Hurt someone intentionally(emotionally)?: emotionally, no
165. Hurt someone intentionally(physically)?: shit yeah
166. Cheated on a test?: who hasnt
167. Lied to your parents?: not any major lies
168. Lied to a teacher?: FUCK MR WHITT! He deserved to be lied to
169. Lied to a friend?: not that I can think of, but im sure I have
170. Talked to your pet(or any other animal for that matter)?: every day
171. Kicked someone in the groin?: nope
172. Prank called someone?: haha, yeah
173. Not done your homework?: I got a d- in general science for that very reason. In fact, the only reason the teacher passed me was because she hated me and didn’t want to have to teach me again
174. Cut your own hair?: yaya
175. Snuck out of your house?: no, I don’t need to.
176. Been to the dentist?: yes
177. Been to an orthodontist?: not anymore
178. Been to a doctor?: yes
179. Had surgery?: yes
180. Been to a doctor in a specialized feild?: yessir
181. Played with fire?: hahaha, I am a pyro
182. Thought about commiting suicide?: Oh yeah
183. Attempted to commit suicide?: Many times
184. Had a friend who commited suicide?: Yes (RIP Joe)
185. Gone fishing?: yes
186. Gone camping?: not recently
187. Gone hiking?: yes
188. Gone skiing/snowboarding?: yes
189. Had a near-death experience?: I have flat lined 3 times, if that counts
190. Broken a bone?: my thumb, once
191. Stayed up all night?: a bunch of times
192. Been on the computer all night?: that’s what I did best at woodbury
193. Broken the law?: come February, yes …. SWEET STATUTORY
194. Skipped school(for a reason)?: yes…I hate mr whitt
195. Skipped school(for no reason)?: yes.
FRIENDS
196. Best Friend(s): Alia
197. Friend you've known the longest: Alia?
198. Friend you trust the most: Alia
199. Friend you can can be around forever and never get sick of: hmmm, alia
200. Friend who drives you insane if you're around them too long: Ryan
201. Craziest Friend: Me?
202. Funniest Friend: Alia
203. Loudest Friend: Ryan
204. Most outgoing Friend: Ryan
205. Shyest Friend: Daniel
206. Quietest Friend: Nicole
207. Prettiest Friend: All my friends are hot
208. Friend with the best hair: Greg
209. Friend with the best body: Greg
210. Tallest Friend: Greg
211. Shortest Friend: me
212. Skinniest Friend: Daniel
213. Most Talented Friend: Greg
214. Best Dancer: me and Alia
215. Best Singer: me and Alia (but only in my car)
216. Best Actress: …
217. Most Athletic Friend: I Don’t know
218. Most un-Athletic Friend: I don’t know again
219. Friend who can always make you laugh: Alia, Rob or Greg
220. Weirdest Friend: Ryan
221. Sweetest Friend: Daniel
222. Flirtiest Friend: Ryan, always getting romantic with me and my face! teehee
223. Coolest Friend: Alia
224. Most Interesting Friend: Rob or Nicole (crazy how alike we are)
225. Closest Friend: Alia
226. Least-closest out of all your friends: I don’t know
227. Friend with the biggest temper: I don’t know
228. Bitchiest Friend: ALIA!!!! Were bitches together
229. Most Impatient Friend: Alia
230. Most Patient Friend: I don’t know
231. Most Unique Friend: Nicole
232. Best Friend of the opposite sex: Either Ryan or Greg
233. Friend with the most same interests as you: Nicole or Alia
234. Friend with the least same interests as you: I don’t know
235. Friend you miss the most: Daniel since I don’t see him times a billion like everyone else, or all of my college buddies who I don’t see for times a billion
236. Friend you wish you talked to more: FruFru
237. And lastly, how many friends do you think you actually have?: enough
THIS OR THAT:
238. Coke or Pepsi?: diet coke
239. 7-Up or Sprite?: sprite
240. Black or White?: WHITE
241. Rock or Pop?: rock
242. Winter or Summer?: winter
243. Spring or Fall?: fall
244. French or English?: ew, English, duh
245. T.V. or Computer?: compy
246. Female friends or Male friends?: male
247. Single or Taken?: taken
248. Inside or Outside?: outside
249. Hot or Cold?: cold
250. Buffy or Faith?: ?
251. Orange or Red?: red
252. Green or Yellow?: green
253. Purple or Blue?: blue
254. Pink or Gray?: gray
255. Fire or Water?: fire
256. Skiing or Snowboarding?: SNOWMOBILING!
257. Pen or Pencil?: pencil
258. Madonna or Cher?: neither
259. Walk or Bike?: walk
260. Aragorn or Legolas?: Aragorn
261. Harry or Ron?: Harry
262. American Idol or PopStars: Who?
263. Chinese or Japanese?: japanese
264. French Fries or English Muffins?: MUFFINS!
265. Apples or Oranges?: apples
266. Grapes or Bananas?: both are really good, especially frozen
RANDOM QUESTIONS
267. How often do you shower?: every night
268. What does your make-up/hair routine consist of?: I put on some black eye shadow, then I throw my hair up in a ponytail
269. Do you actually wear make up or do your hair?: yes I wear make up, kind of … but I don’t really do my hair
270. How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?: 3 minutes
271. More specifically, when do you get up in the morning, and when do you leave?: I don’t get up in the morning, I get up in the afternoon
272. How do you get to school(if you go to school)?: I walk
273. Do you wear any jewelery?: yes
-If so, what?: a lot of metal on my fingers, in my ears, through my face
274. How would you describe your fashion sense?: I don’t have any fashion sense
275. Do you like to shop?: yess
276. Where do you like to shop the most?: online
277. What would be your worst habit?: buying cds
278. What are you most afraid of?: drowning
279. If you had to sum up how your life's been in the past month, what would you say?: full of change, and I love it
280. Can you drive yet?: yes
281. Do you have a job?: not currently
-If so, where do you work?:
282. Do you like to sing?: love to
283. CAN you actually sing...?: haha, no
284. Do you like to dance?: when there is no music playing, yes
285. CAN you actually dance...?: no
286. Do you like to perform?: yes
287. Do you like to play sports?: no
-If so, what do you play?:
288. Would you say that you're in good health? No, hehe
289. Any allergies? yes
290. Do you have your own phone? yes
291. Do you have your own phone line?: yes
292. Do you have your own T.V.?: yes
293. Do you have your own computer?: mmhmm
294. Do you still watch cartoons?: shit yeah
295. Can you speak more than one language?: yes
-If so, what other(s) do you speak?: I speak near fluent Spanish, and I speak a little german, French, and a lot of sign language
296. What do you want to be when you grow up?: A PUFF PASTRY!
297. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: working for royal carribean
298. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: working for the ritz in halfmoon bay
299. Do you ever want to get married?: yes
-If so, where do you want to get married?: I don’t know
-Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?: I don’t know
300. Have you ever been stalked?: ew, yes
301. Have you ever stalked someone?: no
302. Have you ever had to put a restraining order on someone?: yes
303. Has anyone ever had to put a restraining order on you?: no
304. Have you ever ran with scissors?: yes
305. What time do you usually go to bed?: anywhere between 1am and 8am
306. What time do you usually wake up?: anywhere between 11am and 5pm
308. How many tubes of lip gloss do you own?: ahaha BILLIONS!
309. Do you have a camera?: yes
-If so, do you take pictures often?: I try to
310. Do you have a fast metabolism?: ew, don’t talk to me…
311. When was the last time you were on a sugar high?: last night
312. Have you ever drank a Jolt?: no
313. Have you ever tried iced coffee?: don’t like it
314. Are you a pocky monster?: yum
-If so, how many flavours of pocky have you tried?: two
315. Do you own any knee-high boots?: about 5 pairs
316. What are your thoughts on american boy bands?: nonsense
317. Do you have a mullet?: no
318. Do you know anyone with a mullet?: yes
319. Are the mini hamazu's out to get you?: WHAT?
320. How do you feel about neon-colored pants?: sexy…NO
321. If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be? myself
322. If you could be any animal, what would you be?: a cat
323. Are you afraid of clowns?: no, I almost made out with one at the queen mary. His name is Christian, and he wrote his number on my arm.
324. Do you have an odd talent?: yes
325. Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and "raid" the fridge?: yeas
326. What's in your purse?: purse?
327. Do you drink coffee?: no
-If so, how often?:
328. Do you drink tea?: occasionally
-If so, how often?: whenever I feel like it
329. Be honest, how old do you actually look?: ive been told I look 13, and ive been told I look 23, so I don’t know
330. How old do you act?: sometimes 12, sometimes 20
331. What makes the world go 'round?: me
332. Do you paint your toenails?: yes
333. How long are your fingernails?: short
334. Do you have small, big, chubby or skinny/bony hands?: I have tiny hands
335. How often do you drink milk?: everyday
336. Have you ever tried escargot?: ew no
337. What is your computer chair like?: blue, swirly and weeeeee, up and down and up and down ….
338. Have you ever seen a real talking parrot?: yes
339. Can you wear your mom's clothes?: ew, lame. Can I … maybe, would i? NO! except she wears wife beaters too…
340. What is your favourite day of the week?: saturday
341. When was your last long-weekend, and what did you do?: ive been living one long weekend since Christmas break. Ive done plenty
342. Do you call them tissues or kleenexes?: tissues
343. When was the last time you went grocery shopping?: I don’t remember
344. When was the last time you deposited money?: today
345. When was the last time you withdrew money?: saturday
346. How high can you count?: pretty high
347. What would be your high school stereotype?: I would say the metal heads, but there was only 3 of us, so probably the stoners… even though im not one of them
348. Do you own a calender?: yes! The best calendar ever, LOTR day by day calendar!
349. Do you own any real gold jewelery?:
350. Do you own a diamond?: yes
351. Do you like fish?: no
352. Do you have your driver's liscense?: yes
353. Are you wearing socks?: yes
354. Do you wear socks often?: I love socks! All the time!
355. Do you like staplers?: yes
356. Are you attracted to shiny/sparkly objects?: dude, ADD!
357. Would you rather be a raven or a crow?: crow.
358. How far can you run without keeling over?: 2 feets
359. Do you have a role model?: sure
-If so, who?: probably my grandma
360. Describe your neighbourhood: to the left of my house, its all rich snobby bastards, to the right, way down at the end of the street, there are some cool kids, and potential hotties.
361. Do you enjoy late-night T.V.?: heck yes!
362. Do you own any plaques?: no
363. If you have a dog, does it have a doghouse?: nonono
364. Do you answer the phone?: yessir
365. How often do you get mail(as in letters)?: a couple a week, a few a month. I don’t know
366. Have you ever delivered papers?: yes
367. Have you ever killed someone's pet while you were taking care of it?: hahahahHAHAHAHA …. yes
368. Do you like rainbows?: no
369. Do you believe in unicorns?: no
370. Did you ever want to be a ballerina?: I was one for all of 6 weeks once
371. What season is it now?: football and hockey
372. Can you ride a unicycle?: yes
373. Can you play DDR?: no
374. If you have a basement, is it finished?: no basement
375. How often do you have friends over?: just about everyday
376. Do you buy or bring a lunch to school?: buy
377. When it is someone's birthday, do you buy them something or just give them a card and money?: my gifts are more personal than money
378. Which one of your friends' birthday is coming up the soonest?: Rob’s, its in two days
379. Do you own a calculator?: yes
380. Do you like plants?: I have nothing against them
381. Have you ever made a spicerack?: yes, actually
382. Have you ever told a blonde joke?: of course
383. Do you like old movies?: verymuch so
384. Do you like musicals?: heck yes
385. Have you ever been to a professional stage production?: at least 4 times a year
386. Have you ever been to broadway?: a few times
387. Do you have a unusual talent?: yes
388. Do you have an imaginary friend?: no, but I have an alter ego
389. How many people are on your buddy list?: 67
390. Do you read the newspaper?: yes
391. Do you watch the news?: every night
392. Do you baby-sit?: yes
393. Have you seen almost every Disney movie ever created?: I haven’t been keeping up with the recent ones
394. Have you ever been to a NHL, NBA or NFL game?: yes
395. Do you enjoy public-speaking?: FUCK NO
396. Do you handwrite or print?: both
397. Have you ever made-up your own language?: Alia and I speak fluent Ryalia
398. Do you like an unusual food that no one else you know likes?: peanut butter and sprinkle sandwiches
399. What is your favorite search engine?: google@
400. Do you ever wear sunglasses?: all the time
401. Do you ever wear hats?: beanies, occasionally
402. What do you usually spend your money on?: cds and tattoos
403. Do you and your friends have a specific "hang-out" location?: Cocola and the mini gourmet!!
404. Have you ever ridden the bus?: yes
405. Do you procrastinate?: ill answer this question later
406. What color is your ceiling?: white with some red spots
407. What time did you wake up this morning?: 11:30
408. Have you ever had to call 9-1-1?: yes
409. How many CDs do you own?: 400+, and then about 200+ burned cds
410. Describe your dream guy/girl: long hair, funny, gorgeous eyes, sweet, nonsmoker, biter, scratcher. Mmmm Daniel….
411. Do you ever talk to strangers on the street?: haha, yeah. I even danced with a bum once
412. Do you believe in God?: no
413. What is your worst habit?: biting my nails and not calling people back
414. Do you call them chips or fries?: fries
415. Have you ever stapled your finger(or any other body part)?: yes
416. Have you ever gotten kicked out of school?: no
417. Do you subscribe to a magazine?: yes
418. Do you like mandarin oranges?: yum
419. Do you like melons?: hahahahaa yes! My favourite
420. Do you like berries?: my other favourite
421. Do you like citrus or tropical fruits?: not really. Sometime I like pineapple though
422. Have you ever been taken advantage of?: yes, lame
423. Do you own a bike?: no
-If so, do you ride it often?: ….
424. Do you wish life was a musical?: no
425. Do you watch any television shows religiously?: the 11 o’clock news and the late night shows that follow
426. What do you usually do on weekends?: sleep, play pool, eat, chill.
427. Are you part of a sports team?: ew no
428. Have you ever been to a "Jack-in-the-Box"?: all the time
429. Do you get lots of cards on Valentine's day?: I don’t want talk about it…
430. Have you ever faked being sick?: yes
431. Do you own a discman?: yes
432. Do you have asthma?: yes
433. Have you ever jumped on a trampoline?: hahahahahah …. Greg ….
434. Can you forge your parents' signatures?: no
435. Do you work well under stress?: I have heart attacks If I stress
436. What was the last dream you had(that you remember)?: alia was putting this stuff on my face then she wiped it off with a paper towel. And we were in a hotel room with her little kid cousins, and some other people … it was weird
437. Do you own a family heirloom?: well, I don’t own it, but it is in the house
438. Have you ever been in a hospital(other than when you were born)?: yes
439. Have you ever washed a car?: yes
440. Do you own a bikini?: yeah, but I don’t wear it
441. Have you ever been to a "Year-End" party?: yes
442. What did you wear to bed last night?: black pants, and a wifebeater
443. What is your favorite 80's cartoon?: I don’t know
444. Does forensic science interest you?: oh yes
445. Do you like gravy?: sometimes
446. Have you ever had a massage?: yes
447. Do you have a good sense of humour?: id like to think so
448. Has your picture ever been in the paper?: my picture, I don’t think so, but a letter I wrote to the guy who reviewed ozzfest, yes.
449. Have you ever been to Costco?: all the freakin time
450. Do you have a library card?: yes
451. When was the last time you went to the library?: last week
452. Are you good with little kids?: people say I am, but I don’t know
453. Have you ever been on a cruise?: yes
454. Do you own a duvet?: nope
455. How many telephones are in your household?: 5
456. Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?: yeah!!
457. Have you ever killed an insect?: yup
458. Do you like iced green tea?: never had it
459. Do you have clear skin?: I wish
460. Do your hands chap easily?: no
461. Do your lips chap easily?: yes
462. Do you have a certain heritage that influences the cooking in your house?: nope
463. Have you ever cleaned a toilet?: hahahahahahah … sorry, it reminded me of a story, ask of you want to know. Yes, I have
464. Do you like Sanrio?: they have really good gum
-If so, who is your favorite character?: the pissed off penguin! Batz maru!
465. Have you ever tried Bubble Tea or Bubble Milk?: no?
466. Do you like greek food?: mmm grape leaves
467. Have you ever smoked a cigar?: no
468. Do you have any rich relatives?: yes
469. Do you work out frequently?: no
470. What country do you hope to visit one day?: I don’t know…
471. Are you going to be vertical in this horizontal world?: …im ryan…
472. Have you ever been to a hypnotist?: yes
473. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?: yes
474. What is your highest mark in school?: a
475. Do you own a digital camera?: yes
476. What was the last magazine you bought?: savage
477. Have you ever watched a cheerleading competition?: no
478. Have you ever spilt something on a rug and never got the stain out?: probably
479. Do you keep receipts?: yes
480. Do you have a business card?: no
481. How often, would you say, do you use the phonebook?: every now and then
482. How many staircases(if any) are in your house?: 1
483. Do you enjoy counting stairs?: sure!
484. Do you enjoy riding elevators?: no, but im too lasy not too
485. Do you enjoy riding escalators?: weeeeeee
486. Have you ever got stuck in an elevator?: no, thank god
487. Do you like coupons?: ahah, uhm. Yes?
488. What kind of a backpack do you have?: a slipknot one. Army green.
489. Have you ever been hiking?: yes
490. Have you ever been camping?: yes
491. Do you have a security system in your house?: yes
492. How many e-mail accounts do you have(including ones you never use)?: 3
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU HEAR
493. paper: doll
494. telephone: pole
495. bob: grandpa
496. red: angry
497. sugar: bob
498. polish: me
499. disc: laser
500. chocolate-covered: gummy bears
501. dub: lame
502. dance: ryan and alia in the middle of safeway
503. microphone: dissesction
504. tin: wizard of oz
505. snow: the dog that licked me
506. cup: stein
507. pin: underwear
508. tea: capitola
509. N'sync: uber lame gaytasticly fruitful waste of talent and oxygen
510. Britney Spears: death
511. basket: my leg itches
512. eyeliner: crazy
513. headphones: make me look like a bug
514. platform: bed
515. banana: ramafunpan
516. coupon: benjamin
517. noodles: mmmm food
518. magnet: the corner of my tv was purple for a few weeks
519. lawn mower: woodchipper
520. window: escape
521. shrimp: flying down my dress
522. hamster: saddest day of my life
523. school: FOOD
524. blender: daryl has it
525. field trip: the tortillas!!!
WHAT IS THE FIRST WORD YOU THINK OF THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER
526. A: applebaum
527. B: banana
528. C: corruption
529. D: daniel
530. E: elephant
531. F: fuck
532. G: gum
533. H: hidden
534. I: insert
535. J: jimbean
536. K: kkk
537. L: lord of the rings
538. M: music of the night
539. N: hahahahaha im not going to write me response
540. O: orgy!!! NO SOCKS!
541. P: pan handle
542. Q: queerboat
543. R: razor blades
544. S: slipknot
545. T: tantric
546. U: underage
547. V: vehemence
548. W: withdrawl
549. X: xrated?
550. Y: yodel
551. Z: ziggy!
PERSONALITY
552. Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing
553. Are you lazy or active?: lazy
554. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?: a little bit of both
555. Are you a morning person or a night owl?: night timey!
556. Are you funny or serious?: funny. But serious if I need to be…maybe
557. Are you creative or not?: more creative than not
558. Are you hyperactive?: yes
559. Are you obsessive?: compulsive
560. Are you confident?: no
561. Describe yourself in 3 words: loud, crazy, weird
562. How do your friends describe you?: im on the phone with alia and I ask her and she says “that’s the most ridiculous question ever….” So I say what three words and she says “crazy crazy and loco…no….loud, crazy and …… I don’t. oh look stuff…..” so yeah.
563. Is the glass half-empty or half-full?: half empty, mah niggah
564. What's your opinion on life?: bah
565. If you could describe your personality in a colour, which colour would it be?: red
566. If you could describe your personality in a scent, which scent would it be?: fruit!
567. If you could describe your personality in a fruit, which fruit would it be?: ahaha and then I read this question. Uhm …. Mangoes!
PICK ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS OR SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU
568. What is their name?: Alia
569. How old are they?: 18
570. How do you know this person?: met her in high school
571. Why do you like this person?: we get along
572. What annoys you about this person?: when she ruins our plans for that of hers and her boyfriends
573. What is this person's favorite color?: green
574. What is this person's favorite food?: everything. Were fat kids (with Rob)
575. What does this person want to do with their life?: she doesn’t know uet
576. Would you ever want to be this person for a day?: sure, why not
577. How long have you known this person?: almost 5 years
578. Does this person know any of your secrets?: yess
579. If you could say one thing to this person right now, what would it be?: I love you!
WHAT DID YOU DO
580. last birthday: invited a butt load of people over but none of them knew it was my birthday
581. yesterday: hooked up my stereo to my tv and to my lappy
582. last weekend: hung out with Daniel, moved back home, slept
583. christmas: got sick, slept
584. thanksgiving: ate, hung out with cousins
585. new year's eve: EW DON’T TALK TO ME
586. halloween: I know I was in studio Halloween night, but what I did, I don’t recall
587. easter: ……I don’t remember
588. valentine's day: I saw big fish with alia, fru fru and the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
YES OR NO
589. are you a vegetarian?: no
590. do you like pigs?: no, but I like bacon
591. are you a bitch?: ….im a woman, of course I am a bitch. But I try to keep it to a minimum
592. are you artistic?: yes
593. do you write poetry or songs?: yes
594. are you a fast runner?: no
595. are you a long-distance runner?: no
596. can you ski?: no
597. can you snowboard?: yes
598. do you hear voices inside your head?: sometimes
599. did you ever give barbie a haircut?: yesh
600. do you like macaroni and cheese?: mmhmm
601. are you short?: fuck yeah!
602. are you tall?: no
603. do you own a hot pink skirt?: no
604. do you own orange pants?: no, but I have an orange jumpsuit!
605. are you evil?: very much so
EMOTIONS
606. Are you an emotional person?: not really
607. Do you cry easily?: no
608. What makes you cry?: my animals dying and greg
609. Do you fall in love easily?: ew…
610. What can cheer you up right away, no matter how you are feeling?: “gone away” by Cold
611. Who can cheer you up right away, no matter how you are feeling?: daniel
612. Do you have a short-temper?: sometimes
613. Do you scare easily?: yes
614. What scares you?: spiders, loud noises, thing above me
615. Were you ever in a near-death situation?: ive flatlined 3 times…im seeing some repeats here…. THE WRITER OF THIS THING GETS AN F!
-If so, how did you feel?: dead?
616. Do your emotions change quickly?: yes, but im bipolar, so its ok
SCHOOL
617. What is your overall opinion about school?: I love it
618. What is there at school that forces you to get up and go every morning?: my future
619. How far away is your school from your house?: right now, about an hour…
620. How do you get to school?: drive or walk
621. What is your current favourite class?: well, I haven’t started school yet, but it will probably be the knife class
622. Why is it your favourite class?: duh, knives!
623. What is your current least-favourite class?: I dont know yet
624. Why is it your least-favourite class?: ….
625. Who is your favourite teacher(out of your current classes)?: ….
626. Who is your all-time favourite teacher?: GREENE!!!!!
627. What level of schooling are you in?: ….
628. How would you describe your school building?: its old and antique
629. What doesn't your school have that you wish it did?: ….
630. Have you ever had to go to the office?: in high school, yes
631. Have you ever had to go to the nurse?: yes
632. Does your school have a library?: my new one, I don’t know. But my old one did
-If so, have you ever been in it?: yes
633. Describe your locker: I don’t have a locker
634. In gym class, do you change out in the open, or go hide in a shower/bathroom stall?: stall
635. What do you do at lunch at your school(besides eat)?: homework
636. How many staircases does your school have(if any)?: a lot
637. What is the population of your school?: I don’t know
638. How many of your friends DON'T go to your school?: all of them
639. What's the most embarassing thing that's happened to you at school?: I haven’t started yet
640. Have you ever ridden a cheese-wagon to school?: I LOVE CHEESE! no
641. Do you currently have homework?: no
ODDS AND ENDS
642. Do you wish this survey was over?: sure, why not
643. Who sent you this survey?: no one, I ganked it from Nicole because I was bored
644. How many people are you going to send this survey to? none
645. How many people do you think will send it back?: …
646. Did you have fun doing this survey?: sure, except my cat threw up in the process
647. What are you going to do right now?: sitting at my lappy, listening to music
648. Who are you going to interact with in the next 15 minutes?: probably no one
649. Are you going to tell people about this survey?: no, ill let them accidently stumble upon it
650. How do you feel, right now?: my right eyeball kind of hurts and my left foot is numb, but other than that, im feelin pretty good