Kathleen's Marriage Meme
The top 5 people I would marry RIGHT NOW if they asked me:
5. Giovanni Ribisi
I only very, VERY recently figured out that I am somewhat attracted to him. He only really even made it on the list cause I couldn't think of a 5th person who I love. I dunno, he just always looks so tired/dead, but he makes it work. He makes looking borderline comatose adorable/moderately sexy.
4. Stephen Colbert
Oh Stephen. Stephen Stephen Stephen. This is going to look like I am blatantly ripping Kathleen off, because that is absolutely what I am doing. I'm sure we love him for all the same reasons, he's intelligent, funny, charismatic, and amazing. And you know, physically, he is a-ok in my book. Nothing to wet my pants over, but acceptable nonetheless. He only ranks this high on the list because his entire career is punditry and staying on top of politics etc, That is admirable, but I feel as if I wouldn't satisfy him intellectually. I've never been one to focus on the big picture. I only worry about my own shit, and the shit that pretty directly effects those around me. I guess you could say that makes me ignorant/insular/a dick, but well, there you go.
3. Ben Folds
I love him so much. Ben Folds isn't the greatest looking dude, but he sure is not ugly. He can play the piano like I would kill to be able to, and he seems to have a kick-ass sense of humor to boot. He is a goofball if there ever was one. <3
2. Christian Bale
I have my doubts about his irl personality, whether I want to admit it or not. But there are two constants with him. 1. He is a very very talented actor, who seems to take what he does very seriously, which he has every right to. He is devoted to his craft (a la becoming a 90 pound lizard man for The Machinist) and that is admirable. 2. I have given it a lot of thought, and I would actually slaughter innocent people to have sex with him. Lots of sex. I am serious.
1. Robert Downey, Jr.
I don't know how to go into this without sounding like a crazed fangirl, but he literally has it all. Everything about him appeals to me, even his crazy ridiculous drug-addled past. Because he got over it. And it made for an interesting story. He is the fucking man.
5. Giovanni Ribisi
I only very, VERY recently figured out that I am somewhat attracted to him. He only really even made it on the list cause I couldn't think of a 5th person who I love. I dunno, he just always looks so tired/dead, but he makes it work. He makes looking borderline comatose adorable/moderately sexy.
4. Stephen Colbert
Oh Stephen. Stephen Stephen Stephen. This is going to look like I am blatantly ripping Kathleen off, because that is absolutely what I am doing. I'm sure we love him for all the same reasons, he's intelligent, funny, charismatic, and amazing. And you know, physically, he is a-ok in my book. Nothing to wet my pants over, but acceptable nonetheless. He only ranks this high on the list because his entire career is punditry and staying on top of politics etc, That is admirable, but I feel as if I wouldn't satisfy him intellectually. I've never been one to focus on the big picture. I only worry about my own shit, and the shit that pretty directly effects those around me. I guess you could say that makes me ignorant/insular/a dick, but well, there you go.
3. Ben Folds
I love him so much. Ben Folds isn't the greatest looking dude, but he sure is not ugly. He can play the piano like I would kill to be able to, and he seems to have a kick-ass sense of humor to boot. He is a goofball if there ever was one. <3
2. Christian Bale
I have my doubts about his irl personality, whether I want to admit it or not. But there are two constants with him. 1. He is a very very talented actor, who seems to take what he does very seriously, which he has every right to. He is devoted to his craft (a la becoming a 90 pound lizard man for The Machinist) and that is admirable. 2. I have given it a lot of thought, and I would actually slaughter innocent people to have sex with him. Lots of sex. I am serious.
1. Robert Downey, Jr.
I don't know how to go into this without sounding like a crazed fangirl, but he literally has it all. Everything about him appeals to me, even his crazy ridiculous drug-addled past. Because he got over it. And it made for an interesting story. He is the fucking man.