I've been trying to convince my dad that we should see MONSTER JAM this weekend. I mean, what's more father-and-son than seeing the Gravedigger rip apart other cars, right?

I am soooo smarter than a 5th grader ( Read more... )

I like sleeping. I like it a lot. It's probably my favorite activity. As I've told some of you before, my dreams are more interesting than my real life (although often more stressful) so which "reality" would I put more time and energy into right? The answer seems more obvious to me than it might to others ( Read more... )

God, He's like Donald Trump. He'll smite you if you fuss ( Read more... )

so, I drove sCouT loCC to his nEw housE TodAy AfTEr work (wE Also sToppEd off At jokEr's pAd for A liTTlE biT. wE plAyEd sAn AndrEAs. iT wAs good TimEs. I'm Also going bACC thErE To CElEbrATE ChrisTmAs Tommorrow.

so hErE's ThE quEsTion: whAT should i buy his fAmily for A ChrisTmAs/housE-wArming gifT?? Any idEAs?

I think I'm turning into Tobias Funke.

Good News: jokEr has been released from jail, two months early ( Read more... )

I spend a lot of time dreaming.  And I like it.  In fact, that altered state of conscious is much more interesting than the one that I'm currently functioning in.  For example last night's dream ( Read more... )

Hello Livejournal, I haven't confided anything in you lately.  It's been a fairly long hiatus so I should write something prolific.
But I won't.

Yesterday I made a fool of myself.  I was talking to some girl (just some girl so it doesn't matter, but its a good story nonetheless) about the show Jackass.  I was trying to tell her that I hate Steve-O ( Read more... )

My manager Neil (you may know his as the older brother of Bro Legend Nathan Chamberlain) and I have decided to initiate a contest at work to see who can grow the worst moustache. There is talk that Kirby Overstreet and Drew may also be interested in joining the contest.

I never thought I'd ever grow a moustache, ever. I mentioned it to my parents, ( Read more... )