Webtests are dumb

[fatbum]

I just did a webtest and it told me I was a crocodile. But then I did another one and it told me I was a cat. I'd still prefer to be a cushion, except for the being sat on bit.

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I want to be a pacifist hammer

[qamar]

Hahahaha! Hoohohoho FATTY.

How existential to want to be an object but not the function it was designed to serve.

Re: I want to be a pacifist hammer

[fatbum]

No one told me that cushions were supposed to be sat on. I thought they were just supposed to sleep on the couch all day and that Mum was being particularly cruel when she sat on them.

Re: I want to be a pacifist hammer

[kitling]

*hysterical laughter* that makes all the students look at me funny!