Wishful thinking

[fatbum]

I sometimes wish Mum would cut it out with the babytalk. I mean, seriously, "Climb on board the Mummy Express to Sleepytown"? I'm going to be 12 on Monday, I'm not a kitten anymore! It's not even as if she knows the way to Sleepytown anyway. She tosses and turns half the night. Sleeping on top of that woman is like trying to sleep on a mechanical

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[oxymoronia]

Your mum said that you wouldn't be happy if I brought Darcy around to make friends with you? :( I mean, I can understand you being upset about having to put up with a toddler at your age, but he's *really* a nice kid. *nods*

Why Hello

[bagg_lady]

You don't know me, but since i'm a really big slut i'm sure you'd like me. My name is Kouklia and i'm a single-mom; well I was untill *social services* took my three children away. I am also a big bully and enjoy being the biggest phatty in the neighbourhood.

Yesterday bagg_lady tried worming paste, but I got her!!! I waiting for 1/2 hr - got let back in the house and then vomitted over all the new rugs! ha - doctorise me!!!!