Who's a wonder cat? I'm a wonder cat!

[fatbum]

I'm starting to get fanmail for my journal. I may have to update it more often. Which means more exploits, sorry Mum. All that "Look me in the eyes and promise me you won't get into anymore fights" good parenting stuff was just a waste of effort. I was born fighting and I'll die fighting.

Comments

[sly_girl]

You were born in a cardboard box with an old pillow in it while I
patted your mother and assured her everything was OK.

Hello from Australia, Human

[fatbum]

I know where Canada is. Mum and I spend a lot of time reading
Atlases.

Re: Hello from Australia, Human

[fatbum]

Oh, you're the dog. I was confused. See, cats get their own
journals. 'Coz we're better.