Your whole town is on my nutsack.

[fatenabler]

I had a crazy zombie dream last night. It was definitely frightening, but kind of fun in a horrifying, I'm-about-to-die kind of way. The zombies killed my family, but I took my corpse of a brother's keys from his pockets and ran to his truck. I fumbled with the keys as the swarm of zombies raced towards me. I jumped in, locked the door, and

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[maxtyrant]

i just recently had an amazing dream (the type you can control) and had mental powers, i used it to be mean to others haha.

the people in the office of human resources ARE zombies

[fatenabler]

oh man, I've always wanted to have a lucid dream. I'd probably end up making it a wet dream, though.