dear new york city and columbia ( Read more... )

best coincidence of the night: having "too cool for school" play on shuffle.  i hadn't heard that song in a long time, and it plays on the night that i finish my last assignment for college!  oh, fountains of wayne.

second best coincidence of the night: yeah, right.  there was only one.

i verily dislike being the only computer literate person in my family.  for the past two weeks, i've been all, "i'm trying to graduate over here!  give me a break!"  but everyone's all, "we want hotel rooms and we want them now!  get them for us!"  so, off and on, i've been trying to find hotel rooms for these people coming to see me in my silly, ( Read more... )

today i turned in the last paper i'll ever write at this school.

in conclusion, we can see that "of montreal live" > "the fiery furnaces live".  seriously, that was one of the best concerts i've been to (except for the drunk idiot who stood next to me at the beginning of the show and pushed me constantly as he danced with a beer in his hand.  he even worked his way up to the front row by pushing everyone in his ( Read more... )

i'm sure no one doubts that the police departments in the valley are one part bureaucracy, two parts power trips, and four parts raw idiocy, but in case you needed any proof, let me tell you a story.  i'm applying for a job in spain and part of the application requires me to send in a notarized copy of my police report from my last county of ( Read more... )

en español ( Read more... )

my brother just confirmed what i've always known: i am the best, man.

goodbye unemployment! hello new i'm-sure-the-novelty-of-it-will-wear-off-in-a-week job!

i must look absolutely clueless when i'm grocery shopping. i got out of class today at 2:25 PM, so i thought, "hey, instead of wasting $10 a day on stupid new york fast food, why not buy groceries?" so, i headed over to the "university market" turned "morton williams" market. i went through the (4, yes 4) aisles, finding stuff i'd eat. then i ( Read more... )