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[7thborn]

[Oh. Sweet. Merlin.

She might actually be flailing. No, really.]

Oh, they're so sweet.

voice

[fatespoken]

Glad you think so. They're your fault.

voice

[7thborn]

What?

What've I done?

voice

[fatespoken]

Where do you think they came from, Ginny? You think I picked them up from the side of the road?

[shifts]

Is it the camera making their eyes so radioactive?

[fatespoken]

No. They're magic cats.

[shifts]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[fatespoken]

I asked a witch to baby sit them. Two months later, I have eleven.

Magic.

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[oneminutemaze]

Awwwwww, they're adorable!

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[fatespoken]

You want one? It's free.

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[oneminutemaze]

[ YES. Inner squealing. ]

How old are they?

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[fatespoken]

Four weeks.

It's either you or Eden's blood sausage.

[immortaltwat]

I'm not eating kittens.

[fatespoken]

What are you eating now?

[immortaltwat]

Now? Nothing. Later on I'll be eating whatever Eden's planning on cooking up for me, so long as it doesn't involve kittens.

[fatespoken]

The question is---what has Eden been feeding you? Blood sausage is essentially mystery meat, isn't it?

voice;

[fatespoken]

'Traditional' depends on the world, doesn't it?

voice;

[fatespoken]

So what you're really saying is that you want one?