[ video] || unfortunate miracles of life

[fatespoken]

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[feorging]

...At least they aren't rainbow coloured? You really shouldn't be eating them, though.

[fatespoken]

I don't know, maybe they'd be more easy to give away if they were. Like those pastel-dyed chicks in Target commercials.

[feorging]

Those what?

[So confusing...]

We could always put it back, if you'd like.

[fatespoken]

Baby chickens. Target--- a large store that sells everything, minus livestock.

[ :| ]

Wouldn't want to put you through that much trouble.

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[triessence]

So cute!

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[fatespoken]

You want one?

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[triessence]

Can I?

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[fatespoken]

Pick a color. The black one's taken.

[i_archmagus]

[He scowls. Not that you can see that.]

I will take them all rather than you turn them into sausage.

[That reminds him of his stupid brother's stomach.]

[fatespoken]

And thus, we discover that the City's new residents generally lack a sense of humor.

[i_archmagus]

I was never noted for my sense of humor.

Do they have homes now?

[fatespoken]

I'm sure you have other endearing qualities.

Three of them.

[needleofmyown]

Are you going to eat them?

[fatespoken]

[Sigh.]

No.

[needleofmyown]

Then why did you say Eden could use them for a sausage?

[fatespoken]

A joke, kid.

[voice]

[labchocobo]

Looks like you've got your hands full.

[voice]

[fatespoken]

You could take one off me.

[voice]

[labchocobo]

I could. Heard it helps with the ticking. How old are they?