Comments | fatespoken: ∞ [ phone post ]

fatespoken

∞ [ phone post ]

Sep 07, 2020 03:43

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→ ✆ CALL
→ ✉ MESSAGE
→ ✉ TEXT
→ ❊DIAF

phone post, !ooc

Comments 297

☎ text message worksmart September 21 2009, 05:35:09 UTC

how can you tell someone's a necrophiliac pedophile, into bestiality?

☎ text message worksmart September 21 2009, 05:35:38 UTC

when you catch them fucking an omelette.

☎ text message 1/2 fatespoken September 21 2009, 05:55:20 UTC

holy shit

Re: ☎ text message 1/2 fatespoken September 21 2009, 06:02:05 UTC

how could you even manage such a horrible joke.

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☎ text message girlwithabow September 26 2009, 13:59:16 UTC

does it hurt to say 'thank you for saving me from a monster plant, kate'?

: ☎ text message fatespoken September 27 2009, 09:41:55 UTC

Not charging you for the cost of replacing my door is thanks enough.

✉ FWD:FW:FW: TO ALL ANIMAL LOVERS PLEASE HELP US SHUT DOWN THIS HORRIBLE SITE treadingdawn September 27 2009, 05:32:57 UTC

To anyone with love and respect for life: In New York there is a Japanese man who sells "bonsai-kittens." Sounds like fun huh? NOT! These animals are squeezed into a bottle. Their urine and feces are removed through probes. They feed them with a kind of tube. They feed them chemicals to keep their bones soft and flexible so the kittens grow into the shape of the bottle. The animals will stay their as long as they live. They can't walk or move or wash themselves. Bonsai-kittens are becoming a fashion in New York and Asia.

See this horror at: http://www.bonsaikitten.com

Please sign this email in protest against these tortures. If you receive an email with over 500 names, please send a copy to: anacheca@hotmail.com. From there this protest will be sent to USA and Mexican animal protection organizations.

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✉ CASPIAN. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN fatespoken September 27 2009, 10:59:15 UTC

You know they do that to horses too?

✉ PRETEND THIS IS STILL FROM LAST NIGHT treadingdawn September 27 2009, 17:24:48 UTC

Do not. There is no bottle big enough.

✉ SOB I'M SORRY CASPIAN fatespoken September 27 2009, 20:01:14 UTC

Humans can build air planes to contain over 300 people, and bags that can hold a stack of winter clothes yet remain as flat as A board.

They can build a bottle big enough.

☎ call girlwithabow September 29 2009, 21:50:50 UTC

[Ring, ring. This is your phone, Amory. Unless you got some funky vampire ringtones.]

☎ call fatespoken September 29 2009, 22:40:26 UTC

[ ffffff, not a vampire at all. he will throw a fit if you even insinuate that. :| ]

Hello? Unless this is about work, go away.

☎ call girlwithabow September 29 2009, 22:44:38 UTC

[And said in one breath with the speed of a gazelle:]

Amory, you are my favorite person in the whole city and I love being your friend. You are the best person I've ever met and nobody can compare to you.

☎ call fatespoken September 29 2009, 22:58:55 UTC

[ ... ]

You're not my friend.

Cursed, aren't you?

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✉ MESSAGE treadingdawn October 23 2009, 03:13:08 UTC

Chase needs your help. Don't ask questions, just go to him.

✉ MESSAGE fatespoken October 23 2009, 03:55:39 UTC

My help? What do you think I am? A fucking knight in shining armor? Go play king and help him yourself.

And I was just about to take a nap.

✉ MESSAGE treadingdawn October 23 2009, 03:56:49 UTC

He told me to tell you. Ask him what for yourself.

✉ MESSAGE fatespoken October 23 2009, 04:06:01 UTC

This is exactly why--

Whatever.