Villainous Plan 8J

[fatherdog]

Genetically engineered clown heads with prehensile tongues and spider legs.

Pros: Panic reaction from all right-thinking people will make organized resistance impossible.
Cons: May freak me the fuck out.

Verdict: Create prototype, keep in heavily secured pit for intimidation purposes.

Addendum: Also, attach reliable self-destruct device.

Comments

[anisette_toast]

Uh...

I'm creeped out just thinking about that.

So, either it's a success... or that "con" is really going to put a damper on this plan.

[machineofdoom]

Will effect ALL right-thinking people? Or just the right-thinking not medicated on different cocktails.

[fatherdog]

The heavily medicated will be co-opted into my Stormtrooper Squadrons with the promise of shiny black helmets and boots.

[machineofdoom]

let me be the first to say. AHHHHH!
Well, at least its not glowing blue...

[anisette_toast]

Uh. Yeah... now I am DEFINITELY disturbed.

And creeped out...

LOL