Villainous Plan 7C

Jul 03, 2008 15:36

Domed moon-base with gauss cannons.

Pros: Ultimate expression of "occupy the high ground" strategy proven effective by Sun Tzu, Miyamoto Musashi, "king of the mountain" games.
Cons: Cost of transport for beer, cheeseburgers, easy ladies may prove prohibitive

Verdict: Add NASA to "charitable donations" portfolio.

muahahaha, villainous plans

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rejoicingapathy July 3 2008, 16:26:40 UTC
Suggestion: Transport cows, yeast, wheat; have easy ladies transform them into cheese, meat, bread, beer. May call for a much larger domed moon-base but will secure supply lines.

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fatherdog July 3 2008, 16:50:13 UTC
Addendum: Look into feasibility of "moon grass"

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anisette_toast July 3 2008, 17:18:11 UTC
Ooh... Ok... you're right... these ideas just keep getting better and better.

I really don't like the genetically engineered clown-spiders though.

The thought has given me nightmares.

And you don't want to give ME nightmares, do you?? ;)

ARG! We NEED to get together... I miss you!!!

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