Breaking Dawn

[fathomlesssky]

the obligatory "yes-I've-actually-finished-breaking-dawn-and-stuff" list of thoughts:

SPOILERS AHEAD

- First of all, it was an okay read. Better than some romance novels I've read but certainly WAY beneath my standards for the YA genre. Certainly the quality of Stephenie Meyer's writing did not decrease, but I hope you're not interpreting this in a

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[romantic_india]

*applauds you loudly* I think that, unlike most of those who are of an opposite opinion, you will grow up to be a healthy individual. ;)

(And can I just add to that: Edward pimping out his own wife to his ex-rival. WTF is that, SMeyer? I wonder if she's been excommunicated by now...)

[fathomlesssky]

oh God...

Edward is a pimp. That's just sick and wrong. Of course, in Smeyer's world, that, like WATCHING HER SLEEP AT NIGHT, just shows us how much he luuuurves Bella. (I always thought that Emmett was the pimpin' one.)

lol.

The other Mormons are prolly ashamed of her, because Edward violated the "Thou shalt not pimp out thy wife to thy neighbor" rule.

[romantic_india]

I'm definitely wondering what the general mormon population's attitude is towards her, aside from all the little teeny-boppers that are as unhealthy as she is...do you think that the whole pimping part is enough for excommunication. Not that I'm plotting anything here. *shifty eyes*

XD Maybe that's the true story of how Emmett and Rosalie met! Emmett was a pimp, and Rosalie was his "star", but they had a secret romance going on, and then one was turned, so the other followed...ah, that would be great. I'd love to write that, print it out, and slam it on SMeyer's doorstep with the words "I reject your reality and substitute my own" stamped in red across it. Maybe I could put something in the end about how the demon baby kills Bella, Edward commits suicide (or falls in "love" with another impressionable, weak Mary Sue), and Jake and Leah get together. XD

[fathomlesssky]

I dunno about Meyer's status amongst other Mormons, but certainly there will be those who disapprove of vampires in general, even though said vampires are NOT dangerous in any way.

LOL. I love your version of their back story much more! Pimps will definitely bring the "edge" that this series needs!

Leah was really, really cool in my opinion in Breaking Dawn, though she's really not mentioned again after Jake's POV.

[jade_sabre_301]

THIS IS NOT AN ARTEMIS FOWL POST.

That being said, plz to be excusing me while I disallow Edward and Bella to have any more children. SUCKING NAMING = DISOWNING YOUR RIGHT TO REPRODUCE. Srsly. I judge people in the birth announcements section of the newspaper. Trufax.

In the meantime, holy crap, I am happy I stopped at Twilight. THIS IS ME NOT CARING ENOUGH TO KEEP GOING.

[fathomlesssky]

yes, well... Breaking Dawn left me in such a rage that I needed to get it out of my system, like bad cheese.

I know. RENESMEE would totally be beaten up at school if she wasn't a) half-vampire and made of STONE and b) a Mary Sue invented by Stephenie Meyer.

I SALUTE YOU. I'm too ADDICTED to keep myself from reading those horrid books. Good thing I'm not a tween girl.