A quandary!

[fatimaner]

Dean and I are having an argument. He says that Cheney has been abducted by aliens, and is now part alien. Proof? All the heart problems keep mysteriously getting repaired.

My theory (created with tajnyj) is that Donald Rumsfeld is a time traveler, and has been through so many times that his brain is now fried. Proof? So many of his quotes, while

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[ebiannah]

I have to side with you. The poetry is actually rather interesting. tajnyj handed me that link a while back and it was eerily fascinating.

Although, I have to admit, Dean's theory may have some merit.