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[fatkevin]

Fuck the "Emergency Alert System" that comes on TV during something that you're trying to watch. You know why? Because WHERE WERE THEY DURING THE FAMOUS ATTACKS ON 9/11?!?!?!? HOW ABOUT HURRICANE KATRINA?? It's a dated technology, that is useless in the day and age when transfer of information is near instantaneous. The only thing it's good for is

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[archfatuous]

It's there for the zombie invasion, when all the news casters are dead and the internet is a barren wasteland. Somebody just flips the switch in their final death throes to show you that there is a problem, as though you didn't notice.

[fatkevin]

but they don't explain the problem, which is zombies. which is the "purpose" of the "testing."