01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink.
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain - partially
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
7. Taken a candlelit bath
08. Said 'I love you' and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm ( Read more... )

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..are going great. Im so happy right now. I'm able to stay busy with work and airsoft and even more importantly, Shawna. Yeah, its official, me and her are together. I really find it hard to belive and so does she. And i think thats the greatest part about it. We are so into each other and in being so we are still amazed at how it happened at ( Read more... )

Ok, so the party was fun. I thought it was a blast. BUT, someone spilled choclate cake on my carpet. My dad was pissed. I cleaned it. But he said hes having the carpets cleaned, and there is to be no more parties at my house. So i have to say to whoever fucked it up for everyone. Thanks asshole. And if any of you guys come to my house again ( Read more... )

I have a job at bank of america now. Im working every day but the weekend. Im getting 20 hours a week. All in all its pretty cool. Nothing reall exciting besides that is going on. There was a party at cooks place last weekend, that was fun, but i dont remember much of it. All i remember is chriss hall flopin around all over the place plaster ( Read more... )

I have just ordered 20 3 inch tall vinyl UAL stickers for your car window or your gun case. Pricing is 1 dollar each. Buy as many as you want. Contact me for more info. They'll be in by friday.

Sorry I'm late, I was out spoiling my liver
I couldn't wait
The sun was up for far too long today
And I can't see straight
But the two of you look awfully pretty
And I couldn't wait
Been awake for far too long today

1 meet a girl
2 show interest
3 get number
4 hang out a few times
5 have lots of fun
6 call her 2 times after she doesnt return phone calls
7 give up because your timid
8 mope for 24-48 hrs

repeat steps 1-8

♥Brandon and ♥Right Hand

• Will never have 2.4 surrogate girls.
• Schedule times to watch television far too often.
• Demonstrate their affection with skywriting and embracing.

Starving, searching this barren wasteland ( Read more... )