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TIMELINE
forever under construction
I. EARLY ON
1. the majestic flashback intro
a. cam IN SPAAACE
b. convenient plot device on jam's deprogrammed person oh my...has no effect other than glowing fabulously
2. the good ship daneen/finding jam
a. convenient plot device plugged in......has no effect other than glowing fabulously
3. red flag for big bad -- META VIBES DETECTED OH NO
a. BRING ME THE LAMP i mean the flemms
b. cam doesn't get gnabbed because he's fat
4. the dinky early adventures of soap opera delivery ship
a. robot boundaries
b. the general norms of neen's work life
c. putting jam to work/annoying interference of frequencies
II. AND THEN SUDDENLY PLOT DIRECTION
1. cam says GET BACK HERE
a. way to be vague bro
b. dinky flashback to pre-kidnapped parents life with cam!!!!
2. woops intercepted by boss jam go hide over here
a. so jam sits in a closet for a good 5 days of transport/interrogation evading scanners
b. weird evaluation meeting sir what are we talking about here
3. wait so why do you have my parents again
a. what the hell's a meta
b. so i have to find your magical genie robot.........and also still do my delivery route to stay inconspicuous. and i don't get a payraise. THANKS.
4. jam meet cam now you guys get along IT'S MISSION TIME
a. themesong guy
III. QUEST FOR METALOT
1. dragon in a garbage bin
a. the pet compromise/argument
2. other shenanigans go here
3. vh enjoys brains, also reveals plot points on a whim
a. yarr here be yer map now get off my lawn with your attractive brains
4. so on we go and we encounter zero one and his fat zoo and learns that rOBOTS MAKE CHOICES??
5. lost on a treacherous planet oh no!
a. jam takes a hit
b. gets fixed; daneen gives him the ~GIFT OF CHOICE~
c. btw some stupid shenanigans by an old kind-of ex boyfriend should be the reason they're lost THEY WERE JUST TRYING OT GET AWAY FROM THE LOSER...
IV. DO WE EVER FIND META
1. yeah well we follow sightings onward little crew
a. bernie gets le sick, leading up to...
2. a very bernie episode
a. cam's trauma
3. adventures in learning about robot mortality
a. stowaway chey
b. a not so teary farewell to stowaway chey
4. META!!! jam quit frothing
a. oh okay fine be that way we'll get you and your little cape too
V. HERE BE DRAGONS
1. the planet of the helius you are a pain in the ass to find SIGN FOR THIS PACKAGE
a. btw sucks that your family is dead but LOL DELIVERY SERVICE
2. bernie's getting bigger. ARGUING ABOUT KEEPING PETS NOW.
a. but wait jam can make ~choices~ now cam don't be a racist
b. daneen grounds everyone on the grounds that she is about ready to take the earrings off.
c. also bernie gets fire breath................the repairs are coming out of daneen's pay
3. meanwhile back at whatever cardboard box VH lives in...META SUP BROSKI
a. also everyone is still grounded
4. DRAGONPLANET RUMORS POINT THIS WAY, ONWARD MEN!!!1 cam stop crying
a. also how about an update on them bad guys? SURE!
VI. AND THEN SHIT GOT WAY DRAMATIC
1. the routine maitenence goes awry when jam MAKES ACTIONS OF SURVIVAL AND SHOVES A LADY
a. cam didn't see that did he
b. of course he did
c. GET OFF THE SHIP JAM THIS IS WHY ROBOTS WERE DECOMISSIONED
d. gasp
2. jam gets lost on w/e planet they're on (it's cold)
a. finds the lab where he was made--robo-sentimental moments...
b. daneen gon' find yo ass
c. ROLE REVERSAL jam save the human, imply romaansu
2. flying to the next planet WITHOUT THE DRIVER AHHH
a. cam vs jam round 55 hEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK
b. i guess that makes the dragon the only level-headed one conscious atm
c. some kind of scrape/scuffle/whatever UNITES THE ROBOT AND THE MAN AND GRIEVANCES ARE FINALLY WASHED AWAY...KIND OF
d. btw daneen is okay but she's kind of demanding a mini vacation after this so
2. mini vacation
a. cam's axe effect is strong on this planet for some reason
b. but it seems to affect only the chicks who have dragonskin purses woops
c. THIS IS NOT A DATE yes it is nO IT'S NOT oh whatever learn something jam
3. on the road again and suddenly META??!? jam i swear would you just...
a. wait suddenly he's okay...hm
b. GET BACK HERE META YOU FAT
c. slow zoom as jam's eyes narrow
4. quest resumes in spaaace
a. jam slowly sabotagin shit undercover
b. until someone figures it out (ANY TAKERS)
c. SUDDENLY ELLISHA?! son i thought you made your own choices *bwip
d. thank you space furry we're all back to normal again and now we can try to figure out just what the hale is going on
VII. FINARU FANTASHII
1. let's go back to my boss's hq and tell them meta is like the lucky charms leprechaun
a. wHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD SUDDENLY...
b. meta and vh are you shitting me
c. btw parents were never captured WHAT YOU ASSES MADE ME DO THIS FOR NOTHING
d. vh cackles somewhere
2. okay i guess meta's still our target because MURDER IS BAD AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU HIJACKING FACTORIES AND SHIT
a. meanwhile at fatzoo zero one calls zero zero fat before handing over his plug thingie !!
3. in case anyone's forgotten BERNIE'S BIGGER THAN AN XBOX HEY? WHAT DO
a. well we still got those rumors and it IS on the way...
b. cam angst
c. cam angst
d. i guess we can have a space dogfight trying to escape to dragon planet too
4. DRAGON PLANET!!!! here literally be dragons
a. cam angst
b. everybody is le sad but the journey must carry on my wayward son
5. back to the planet of the VH
a. intercepted by zero zero; oddly pleasant nam flashbacks to potato furries; PARTS FOR ULTIMATE WEAPON GET
b. cam can you stop being depressed for 5 minutes and help build this thing
c. we are totally going to get this done on time WAIT EXCEPT SUDDENLY--
6. META GOD YOU FAT
a. fightfightfight
b. JAM...JOIN US.................WE DON'T SHIT.....
c. overdrawn this-is-the-end struggles; cam having to fly the ship screams
d. CAM VS SPACE BOGIES; DANEEN VS STUPID BUILDING TO FIND VH; JAM VS META!!
VIII. AS THE TOILET FLUSHES
1. so are we still boss battling or what
a. yes maybe; details forthcoming
2. OKAY PUTTING THAT ASIDE IT'S EPILOGUE TIME!!
a. dragon planet mach 2: bernie is bigger than xbox 360. with babies. cam stop crying.
b. jam sings heartfelt love ballads
c. more stuff go here
forever under construction
I. EARLY ON
1. the majestic flashback intro
a. cam IN SPAAACE
b. convenient plot device on jam's deprogrammed person oh my...has no effect other than glowing fabulously
2. the good ship daneen/finding jam
a. convenient plot device plugged in......has no effect other than glowing fabulously
3. red flag for big bad -- META VIBES DETECTED OH NO
a. BRING ME THE LAMP i mean the flemms
b. cam doesn't get gnabbed because he's fat
4. the dinky early adventures of soap opera delivery ship
a. robot boundaries
b. the general norms of neen's work life
c. putting jam to work/annoying interference of frequencies
II. AND THEN SUDDENLY PLOT DIRECTION
1. cam says GET BACK HERE
a. way to be vague bro
b. dinky flashback to pre-kidnapped parents life with cam!!!!
2. woops intercepted by boss jam go hide over here
a. so jam sits in a closet for a good 5 days of transport/interrogation evading scanners
b. weird evaluation meeting sir what are we talking about here
3. wait so why do you have my parents again
a. what the hell's a meta
b. so i have to find your magical genie robot.........and also still do my delivery route to stay inconspicuous. and i don't get a payraise. THANKS.
4. jam meet cam now you guys get along IT'S MISSION TIME
a. themesong guy
III. QUEST FOR METALOT
1. dragon in a garbage bin
a. the pet compromise/argument
2. other shenanigans go here
3. vh enjoys brains, also reveals plot points on a whim
a. yarr here be yer map now get off my lawn with your attractive brains
4. so on we go and we encounter zero one and his fat zoo and learns that rOBOTS MAKE CHOICES??
5. lost on a treacherous planet oh no!
a. jam takes a hit
b. gets fixed; daneen gives him the ~GIFT OF CHOICE~
c. btw some stupid shenanigans by an old kind-of ex boyfriend should be the reason they're lost THEY WERE JUST TRYING OT GET AWAY FROM THE LOSER...
IV. DO WE EVER FIND META
1. yeah well we follow sightings onward little crew
a. bernie gets le sick, leading up to...
2. a very bernie episode
a. cam's trauma
3. adventures in learning about robot mortality
a. stowaway chey
b. a not so teary farewell to stowaway chey
4. META!!! jam quit frothing
a. oh okay fine be that way we'll get you and your little cape too
V. HERE BE DRAGONS
1. the planet of the helius you are a pain in the ass to find SIGN FOR THIS PACKAGE
a. btw sucks that your family is dead but LOL DELIVERY SERVICE
2. bernie's getting bigger. ARGUING ABOUT KEEPING PETS NOW.
a. but wait jam can make ~choices~ now cam don't be a racist
b. daneen grounds everyone on the grounds that she is about ready to take the earrings off.
c. also bernie gets fire breath................the repairs are coming out of daneen's pay
3. meanwhile back at whatever cardboard box VH lives in...META SUP BROSKI
a. also everyone is still grounded
4. DRAGONPLANET RUMORS POINT THIS WAY, ONWARD MEN!!!1 cam stop crying
a. also how about an update on them bad guys? SURE!
VI. AND THEN SHIT GOT WAY DRAMATIC
1. the routine maitenence goes awry when jam MAKES ACTIONS OF SURVIVAL AND SHOVES A LADY
a. cam didn't see that did he
b. of course he did
c. GET OFF THE SHIP JAM THIS IS WHY ROBOTS WERE DECOMISSIONED
d. gasp
2. jam gets lost on w/e planet they're on (it's cold)
a. finds the lab where he was made--robo-sentimental moments...
b. daneen gon' find yo ass
c. ROLE REVERSAL jam save the human, imply romaansu
2. flying to the next planet WITHOUT THE DRIVER AHHH
a. cam vs jam round 55 hEAVEN OR HELL LET'S ROCK
b. i guess that makes the dragon the only level-headed one conscious atm
c. some kind of scrape/scuffle/whatever UNITES THE ROBOT AND THE MAN AND GRIEVANCES ARE FINALLY WASHED AWAY...KIND OF
d. btw daneen is okay but she's kind of demanding a mini vacation after this so
2. mini vacation
a. cam's axe effect is strong on this planet for some reason
b. but it seems to affect only the chicks who have dragonskin purses woops
c. THIS IS NOT A DATE yes it is nO IT'S NOT oh whatever learn something jam
3. on the road again and suddenly META??!? jam i swear would you just...
a. wait suddenly he's okay...hm
b. GET BACK HERE META YOU FAT
c. slow zoom as jam's eyes narrow
4. quest resumes in spaaace
a. jam slowly sabotagin shit undercover
b. until someone figures it out (ANY TAKERS)
c. SUDDENLY ELLISHA?! son i thought you made your own choices *bwip
d. thank you space furry we're all back to normal again and now we can try to figure out just what the hale is going on
VII. FINARU FANTASHII
1. let's go back to my boss's hq and tell them meta is like the lucky charms leprechaun
a. wHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD SUDDENLY...
b. meta and vh are you shitting me
c. btw parents were never captured WHAT YOU ASSES MADE ME DO THIS FOR NOTHING
d. vh cackles somewhere
2. okay i guess meta's still our target because MURDER IS BAD AND ALSO WHY ARE YOU HIJACKING FACTORIES AND SHIT
a. meanwhile at fatzoo zero one calls zero zero fat before handing over his plug thingie !!
3. in case anyone's forgotten BERNIE'S BIGGER THAN AN XBOX HEY? WHAT DO
a. well we still got those rumors and it IS on the way...
b. cam angst
c. cam angst
d. i guess we can have a space dogfight trying to escape to dragon planet too
4. DRAGON PLANET!!!! here literally be dragons
a. cam angst
b. everybody is le sad but the journey must carry on my wayward son
5. back to the planet of the VH
a. intercepted by zero zero; oddly pleasant nam flashbacks to potato furries; PARTS FOR ULTIMATE WEAPON GET
b. cam can you stop being depressed for 5 minutes and help build this thing
c. we are totally going to get this done on time WAIT EXCEPT SUDDENLY--
6. META GOD YOU FAT
a. fightfightfight
b. JAM...JOIN US.................WE DON'T SHIT.....
c. overdrawn this-is-the-end struggles; cam having to fly the ship screams
d. CAM VS SPACE BOGIES; DANEEN VS STUPID BUILDING TO FIND VH; JAM VS META!!
VIII. AS THE TOILET FLUSHES
1. so are we still boss battling or what
a. yes maybe; details forthcoming
2. OKAY PUTTING THAT ASIDE IT'S EPILOGUE TIME!!
a. dragon planet mach 2: bernie is bigger than xbox 360. with babies. cam stop crying.
b. jam sings heartfelt love ballads
c. more stuff go here