I'm kind of scared...

[fattmike]

Last time I ordered from my local Chinese restaurant I got a very strange fortune in the fortune cookie. I can't even remember enough of it now to try to explain it, but it wasn't so much a fortune as it was advice, or even admonishment.

Tonight's "fortune"?

You need to forgive that person today.
Just believe me.WTF

Comments

[fattmike]

Yeah, exactly -- I wonder if they are getting these from a discounter ;)

[substitute]

"In around 45 minutes you'll know exactly why you need to forgive said person."

[fattmike]

There is a second fortune cookie I haven't opened yet. Maybe that one will have the answer ;)

[magebear]

Whew! Thanks, and I'll come clean it up later today. ;)

[fattmike]

ROFL, excellent :D

[draegonbaer]

I was out with friends once for chinese food, and one of them got a fortune that said "you have very nice hair" ??????? wtf? We all laughed so hard, I think we scared the owners of the restaurant. We all got really lame ones that day, but that was the best one.

Maybe they run out of things to say..hehe

[fattmike]

LOL, I guess they should be happy they weren't having a bad hair day :D

[shuntphl]

Wow, that is an odd fortune indeed. I just wait every time after a Chinese dinner that Ms. Fortune Cho tells me: "You are going to die today!" LOL.