So, instead of updating with something "important", THIS is what I find compelled to tell my Live Journal world:

The Onion RuLeZ

In other news, well, nothing.

... hey, I figured if he were close to normal, there'd be hope for me ;)

Guess what? I was wrong :x

It gets worse... the quiz is correct :P

Your Social Dysfunction:
Avoidant

You are excessively sensitive to potential rejection, humiliation or shame. You tend to be socially withdrawn, in spite of desire for acceptance from others.

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Yup, I'm now way older than dirt. Fifty fucking three. I never would have believed it ( Read more... )

As you can tell, I don't check my "info" page very often; I guess it's also obvious I don't update here very often, either.

As it turns out, winter is the season you'd all prefer I don't update at all; Seasonal Affective Disorder sucks.

And now on to The Main Event:

I'd like to welcome chubsterri, goinfor400, ncsapphirebear, scotty_2_shoes, and stpbearI apologize for taking so long to add youse ( Read more... )

I ganked this quiz from phenryss because I could :D

Romantic, sensual, caring

You prefer to make love. You like the intimacy that comes with sex and you are a very loyal person.


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That is all :)

I have a bunch of "real" things to post that I just can't get psyched for, but in the meantime, this was too good to pass up.

I just got an Email from Match.com -- they sent me the latest people that they believe are the best matches for me in my (insane) quest for the love of my life.

Number 1? With a 77% match?

ME!

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Just heard on the WCBS-TV Noon News ( Read more... )

Apparently, they will never go out of business, either ( Read more... )