"And I told her 'Yous gonna take back those thangs you said 'bout Jeff Gordon, or I'ma keep you in dis' here shower. I's a only doin' this cause I loves you, darlin' And she didn't, so that's why I did it officer...I did it cause I loves her, and I loves me Jeff Gordon."
"Well it was like this officer she jus' kep'ta screamin' 'You just wish you was half th'man Dale Earnhart was! And Jeff Gordons a homo! You knows it. I knows it. An we both know Jeff Burton knows it...'cause theys homo-gays together.' And I jus' couldn't take it no mores. So I hit her in the mouf and told her to make us some sammiches and then threw her in the shower."
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oh...and Ana. She is pretty much the bestest thing since three shot burst.
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